Dwight Howard answered his ringing doorbell with bleary eyes. He had been taking advantage of the rare chance to sleep in on the day after Christmas. When he opened the door and saw who the visitor was, he immediately tried to close it again. Clint Capela stuck his foot in the door to prevent it…
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Clint Capela 24 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/18/2017)
Clint Capela is averaging 20 and 15 per 36 minutes this year. Clint Capela. The guy who, four years ago, took 6 games to even make a shot and 10 to make a free throw. The potential for insane dunkage was always there with him, but I didn’t think for a second that he would…
Read MoreNene 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
It doesn’t even matter that all of Brazil hates Nene for skipping out on his alleged “duty” to play for the national team. He’s the one who placed more importance on health than nationalism, and now he’s looking quick and springy at the grand old age of 35. Nene took good care of his body,…
Read MoreClint Capela 18 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
It’s a sad day for all involved when I upload a Clint Capela highlight video but can’t include the number of dunks as one of the statistics in the title. It’s not like the Capellmeister didn’t dunk in this game, because he totally did, but it was only, like, three dunks. Three dunks out of…
Read MoreClint Capela Career High 28 Points/9 Dunks/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
“Hey James, great game tonight, thanks for all those lobs.” Clint Capela said to his teammate, holding out an angled arm to receive a hand-clasp and hug. “You know it man,” James Harden responded, pulling Clint into a hug. “You made Cousins into a little bitch, especially when you swiped your balls right over the…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
Ryan Anderson began the process of excising the two-point shot from his game when he arrived in Houston. He would still take layups when presented with them, obviously, but the midrange jumper was deployed from his arsenal with less and less frequency. Now, in his second season with the team, he is shooting an insane…
Read MoreClint Capela 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
I am honestly outraged and a little bit sick. This is not why I make Clint Capela videos. I am not a purveyor of filth. When I undertake the creation of a Clint Capela highlight video, I expect endless alley-oop whamjams and little else. However, on this occasion, we get honest-to-goodness hook shots from the…
Read MoreClint Capela 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2017)
Now that the Rockets are back to full health with Harden and CP3 out there, often at the same time, I expect nothing less than these types of performances from Capela every game. Every single game. Twenty points or more. Five dunks or more. All he has to do is roll to the basket and…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
I always kind of assumed that Trevor Ariza was somewhere around 40 percent from three during his time with the Rockets. Just on the basis of how many games he had where he hit a bunch. Turns out I was being a really big dumbass, because he’s shot 35%-ish from three during those four years….
Read MoreRyan Anderson 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2017)
I guess you can’t complain too much since his team is winning so many games, but Ryan Anderson has turned in some real dud scoring performances this season. In seasons past, 24 points would not be especially notable for Ryno, but I fear he has been marginalized on the roster and that I should be…
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