Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (8/22/2020)

Jeff Green: the Rockets’ second-best player in this series? Yeah, he is, and it’s not really close at all. He’s averaging like 20 PPG for the series, on 60% shooting from the field and 50% from three. Meanwhile, the only other guy who has a legit claim to the title, Eric Gordon, just went 8-for-24…

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Danuel House 19 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)

At the point when Danuel House scored his final points at the line, giving him 19 for the game, James Harden was sitting at a nice, even 10. It was really looking like House would be the undisputed GOAT of this game, the leading scorer of a balanced attack that the Thunder had no answers…

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Eric Gordon 21 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

Eric Gordon has been, as the kids say, “cheeks” lately. Cheeks is a reference to butt cheeks, I have learned. So when we say “Eric Gordon is cheeks” that means he plays like he’s just a butt that somehow can move and think. It doesn’t make sense to me but not much does these days….

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

Jeff Green has now had seven straight games scoring in double figures. I’m crossing my fingers that he does well in the Rockets’ next game as well and pushes that streak to eight. Why? Because Jeff Green hasn’t scored in double figures in eight straight games since 2015. (Isn’t that a cool stat? I found…

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Ben McLemore 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

I’m not gonna be the guy who judges other dudes for their hair-styling choices, but I just want to confirm that everybody else is seeing what I’m seeing. Is Ben McLemore reining in his uncontrollable hair strands by tying them to the side of his head with a rubber band? Am I seeing this correctly?…

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Austin Rivers Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

“Dear Diary, When I found out that we would all be playing basketball in Orlando for a long time, without ever having to leave, I was really really excited. Orlando is my favorite place in the whole world because of the theme parks and fun rides and the Disney characters walking around everywhere! When I…

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Ben McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)

Check out the last bucket of this video, at around the one-minute mark. Isn’t that the saddest thing ever? The bucket, the commentary, the whole overarching situation, everything. Just sad. I thought I wanted the NBA to return, but after seeing that, I’m not so sure. Maybe we can just go back to it being…

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Danuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)

Oh, to be a role-player on the Houston Rockets. There is no pressure to do anything; in fact, doing anything is actively discouraged. Just stand there while James Harden does his thing, maybe move around a bit if you’re feeling up to it, and wait until whatever gimmick defense the other team is using to…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)

Jeff Green, somehow, is still only 33 years old. I think the fact that he was a rookie with the Supersonics is distorting my view of him. I mean, he was on the Supersonics. You know, that team that was in Seattle a million years ago? And if he’s been around long enough to be…

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Danuel House 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (7/31/2020)

I know this video is all about Danuel House Jr. and his sploits (that’s cool-person talk for “exploits”) from behind the arc, but I just want to point the absurdity of Ben McLemore’s statline this game: 4 of 4 from the field, all threes, 1 of 2 from the line, no other stats besides 6…

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