“Dear Father, I hope this correspondence finds you well, but maybe it won’t, because I think I saw your face in a news report showing the recent protests in Mostar. Remember, the head that sticks out farthest is the one that gets chopped off first. You taught me that so many years ago, and that…
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Bojan Bogdanovic 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
I’ve been ragging on Bojan Bogdanovic not really doing anything on the court besides scoring. His statlines usually have a nice amount of points and a not-nice amount of everything else. But as you can tell from the video title, tonight was different: 6 assists! That’s pretty sick considering he was averaging less than 1…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis Career High 30 Points/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (10/31/2018)
In case you didn’t hear about it, Domantas Sabonis just scored 30 points on 12-for-12 shooting. Everyone’s busy not paying attention because of some other thing that happened tonight which wasn’t even that cool because it involved missed shots, but there’s got to be a few Lithuanians or something who care about this right now….
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 25 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2018)
DTB’s Official Bojan Bodanovic Stocks (steals + blocks) update: after tonight’s smothering defensive performance, Bojan Bogdanovic now has one stock on the year. Stocks are the reason that many people thought that Doug McDermott would be a bust; his were extremely low, and players with few of them rarely turn out to be good NBA…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)
Now THIS is highlights. Just 8 straight Bojan Bogdanovic buckets in a row, no replays, no free throws, no assists, no defense (I so wanted to put the clip of him getting absolutely crossed by Derrick Rose), just buckets. 8 of them, laid end to end chronologically for maximum viewing pleasure. This is the kind…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 16 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (10/20/2018)
Kyle “Irish Black Santa” O’Quinn: is he the next Lavoy “My Boy” Allen for the Pacers? I’m not very good at coming up with player comparisons (my excuse is that I know too many players and it’s too much information to sift through), but I feel like this one isn’t the worst one I’ve ever…
Read MoreDarren Collison 23 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2018)
The regular season ended with Darren Collison being the three-point percentage leader (for the whole league, not just the Pacers, but the WHOLE LEAGUE) and I don’t think anyone noticed. Reggie Bullock was second, and even I didn’t notice. Aren’t we in a golden age of three-point shooting? So why are all the best three-bombers…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2018)
I’m having so much fun watching the playoffs right now. This first round is nuts, most of the series are at least a bit competitive and the one that wasn’t, was non-competitive in an exciting way. I just watched the Thunder featuring RubsSack WorstBitch, Paula Georgette, and Carmelo Anthony lose to the Jazz, and I…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)
It’s a good thing that LeBron James (he’s earned the right not to be called by his nickname, “NoDefense Suckballs”, with his actions tonight) hit that game-winning three, because if Domantas Sabonis’ game-tying shot had been a deciding factor, that would’ve been lame as heck. Because it was a lame shot. Real talk. What kind…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)
Domantas Sabonis pretty much gave Jabroni Lames and the rest of the Cavaliers his Saboner in this game, going 9-of-11 from the field, but the rest of his teammates failed to offer similar contributions. For example, Bogdanovic’s Bogdanoboner was nowhere to be found (he went 4-of-13), and Oladipo’s Oladiboner did not intimidate the Cavaliers at…
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