Dear Ian, Casting all introductions aside, I must apologize for how I have treated you in the opening weeks of this season. My behavior was inexcusable, and I will no longer pretend that my actions had no effect on those around me. As you are well aware, you have had multiple double-digit scoring games this…
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Glenn Robinson III 11 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2015)
“Hey Glenn! Hey!” Glenn Robinson, on his way to his car after a morning practice, turned around to find Paul George addressing him. “I already told you, man, I’m not a rookie, so if you want me to carry your bags out to your car, it’s not happening.” Paul rolled his eyes. “Duh. I know…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 23 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
George Hill browsed the internet as he did every morning, looking for mentions of his name on all the biggest websites and discussion forums. As usual, his search was mostly fruitless. On this morning, his text file of mentions only included three entries: “George Hill and Jordan Hill on the same team is making me…
Read MoreMyles Turner 10 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
It’s getting to the point in the season where 10 point performances, even by a rookie who I’m hyped for, aren’t going to be worthy of highlights. That’s just how it is. Myles Turner has played in a bunch of games now, and until he scores 13 or something I’m not going to spend my…
Read MoreRodney Stuckey 23 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
Indiana Pacers: least compelling team in the league this year? Let’s take a look at the facts: – Paul George was not ever a superstar and really isn’t now – Monta Ellis is no fun at all – No more Hibbert, which should be good, except now they don’t have any identity – Boring color…
Read MoreMyles Turner 10 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2015)
Myles Turner actually looks legit? Unlike many rookies, he’s converting non-trivial stuff for the bulk of his points. The crazy jumpers that he keeps taking he probably won’t keep making, but for now, it looks like I have a reason to watch the Pacers for once. Based on this highlight video alone, I’m thinking that…
Read MoreMyles Turner 8 Points Pacers Debut Full Highlights (10/29/2015)
OFFICIAL BABYFACES OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS [[[2015-16 EDITION]]] 1. Myles Turner [2015 entrant] 2. Gordon Hayward 3. John Henson 4. Stephen Curry 5. Glen Davis [POWER GAP] 500. Langston Galloway [BIGGER POWER GAP] 9000. Kurt Thomas Amendments, corrections, or additions can be supplied in the comments section of this video. They will be considered…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 30 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
It has come to my attention that there is a very hot female model whose name is CJ Miles. I’m sure that’s fine for you guys, but ever since I swore off women forever, I try not to look at pictures of pretty women. If I ever accidentally see one (like when I’m searhing for…
Read MoreRodney Stuckey 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2015)
Rodney “Looks Like 50 Cent” Stuckey has rebounded nicely from his unfortunate seven-year stint in Detroit. His scoring is down a little bit, but he’s shooting a career-best from the field as the Pacers are utilizing him better than the Pistons ever did. Rodney must have invoked the horned one himself from the scorching pits…
Read MoreLuis Scola 23 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Where are all the young, talented players from Argentina? It seems like all the ones recently in the NBA are either retired or getting close to it. Delfino, Ginobili, Scola, Prigioni, Herrmann (someone please sign him again please), all these guys are old. I admit I don’t follow international basketball all too closely, so maybe…
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