Rodney “Looks Like 50 Cent” Stuckey has rebounded nicely from his unfortunate seven-year stint in Detroit. His scoring is down a little bit, but he’s shooting a career-best from the field as the Pacers are utilizing him better than the Pistons ever did. Rodney must have invoked the horned one himself from the scorching pits of hell, because he has also, somehow, added a reliable three-point shot to his game. In Detroit, the only thing reliable about his three-ball was that he would take it even though it would never go in.
This is totally unrelated, but if you want your mind blown up like dynamite, look up some pictures of 50 Cent on Google. Isn’t that spooky?