Tag: Jae Crowder

Jae “Crowd Control” Crowder not only was the Heat’s second-leading scorer in ther game-one win over the Loseton CeLtics, but he had a clutch defensive stop on Kemba Walker in the waning seconds of regulation. Honestly, for Kemba to try to take Crowder one-on-one was a bad idea. Crowder is known for his defensive ability,…

Jae Crowder did me a favor tonight by providing me the chance to make the easiest 18-point highlight video ever. By hitting six three-pointers and doing nothing else worthy of being included in the video, my job was as low-effort as it could possibly be. Imagine if, instead of hitting six three-pointers, he hit nine…

There’s not much that can faze Heat fans right now, and any attempt I make to denigrate them or their team will be construed as the salty, but inconsequential, babblings of a despondent Bucks fan, but that doesn’t mean I can’t try. And here’s the best I came up with: The Heat will pay Andre…

Jae Crowder wasn’t exactly a throw-in on the trade that send him, Solomon Hill, and Andre Iguodala to the Heat, but he wasn’t the main piece either. The main piece was definitely Iguodala. Heat fans were definitely happy to acquire Crowder, who fits neatly into the supposed Heat “culture” that their fans can’t stop crowing…

OFFICIAL DTB NOTICE TO HEAT FANS: Jae Crowder wasn’t nearly this good a shooter while he was in Memphis, so don’t get your hopes up because he went 5-of-8 and 4-of-8 from three in his first two games wearing a Heat uniform. The 29% from three that he shot in 45 games for the ‘Zlies…

The ramifications of the big shuffle of mediocre role-players between the Heat, Grizzlies, and Timberwolves will take a bit of time to play out. A lot of unwanted parts changed hands. Some of the unwanted parts were wanted in their new destinations, while some of them were still unwanted. It’s fair to say that Crowder…