You know how hard it is to assemble a highlight video while watching a really intense Rockets-Clippers game at the same time? It’s hard. I don’t have nearly the screen real-estate to handle all the stuff that’s going on. My normal processes already take up all of my monitor space, there isn’t any to spare…
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Jarrett Allen 21 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
The “Jarrett Allen Shooting Threes” experiment was fun (as long as you can find fun in bricked jumpers), but it looks like it’s over now. It started off with 2-for-3 explosion in the season opener last year, and at peak experimental intensity, Allen was shooting a three once a game, just about. It started tailing…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 19 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
The chemistry from Spencer Dinwiddie going to Jarrett Allen is great. One of the best connections in the league, probably. Dinwiddie is excellent at finding Allen whether he’s rolling to the rim or standing in the dunker’s spot. But the chemistry from Jarrett Allen going to Spencer Dinwiddie? Not so great. This relationship is very…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/4/2019)
Repeat after me: DeAndre Jordan BAD, Jarrett Allen GOOD. DeAndre Jordan BAD, Jarrett Allen Good. Louder! DeAndre Jordan BAD, Jarrett Allen GOOD. DEANDRE JORDAN BAD, JARRETT ALLEN GOOD!!! This chanting is more for the casual NBA fan than a more informed Nets fan (who has probably already come to this conclusion for themself). The casual…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 22 Points/21 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
Attention Nets: please just get rid of DeAndre Jordan. I don’t care if Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant hand-picked him to be their center, I don’t care if the whole reason they signed in the first place was because they’d get to play with him, I didn’t see any of them on the court tonight,…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 22 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (11/20/2019)
With this dunkalicious performance, composed of 7 (should’ve been 8 but he totally blew a wide open one) sick slammers, Jarrett Allen jumps (get it????? JUMPS!!!! hahahaha) from 11th in the yearly dunking stats to 6th. The fact that he was as low as 11th speaks to the temporary dysfunction occuring within the Nets right…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)
Does anybody out there know how to start a petition? Like, a real petition? Not those fake change.org petitions. Everybody knows those are pointless. Those are just there for virtue signallers on the internet to signal their virtues without actually doing anything, not even scribbling their real-life signature with a real-life pen on a real-life…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 18 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
You know things weren’t going particularly well for Jarrett Allen this season when he got benched for DeAndre Jordan. A couple years ago, that would be a normal thing to have happen, but it seems like Jordan can barely dunk these days. How is a springy/youthful/afroed Allen losing his starting gig to old man Jordan?…
Read MoreJarrett Allen All 170 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
“Do you need help finding anything?” Jarrett Allen realized that he had been standing slack-jawed at the front of the computer components section of Micro Center for at least a minute. The sheer amount of PC hardware in front of him had stunned him; now the employee thought he was some overwhelmed millennial who could…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 21 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2019)
Jarrett Allen has, overall, struggled to contain Joel Embiid this series. There’s no getting around it. He’s good, but he’s still a stick figure, and Embiid probably weighs twice as much as him. However, there are two bits of good news here: Bit of good news #1: Allen dropped in 21 points of his own…
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