Nothing makes me happier than seeing a rejuvenated JaVale McGee up to his old tricks. The NBA just hasn’t been the same without him, and I’m not even talking about all that BS Shaqtin stuff. I’m talking about big blocks and even bigger slam-jams. And, yes, some funny faces thrown in for good measure. Sadly,…
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JaVale McGee 8 Points Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (11/22/2015)
Finally! JaVale McGee is back, and we can put Zaza Pachulia to rest forever. I don’t care how well he may have been playing, his time is over now, and the chapter in the Mavericks’ novel entitled “Zaza leading us nowhere” can at last be wrapped up. Remember, Cuban promised JaVale the starter’s job and…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/21/2014)
“JaVale, could you please put some clothes on?” asked a visibly annoyed Wilson Chandler. “Ain’t nobody want to see that stuff.” JaVale McGee made no move to clothe himself. “Some of us are comfortable with our bodies, Wilson. We all see each other naked in the shower, and as a man of maturity, it neither…
Read MoreJaVale Mcgee 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/3/2014)
The early morning sun shone through the portrait windows, heating the room though the light layer of frost on the trees outside betrayed the true coldness of the dawn. JaVale McGee relaxed in his divan, sipping some imported Kopi Luwak, and retorted. “I know that, Kenneth, but I really think that the best thing to…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 8 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/1/2014)
JaVale McGee, clad scantily in a leopard-print speedo, relaxed in his outdoor hot tub. The contrast between the cool mountain air on his chest and the warm bubble-jets on his legs was sublime, much like the pairing of a medium-bodied Tuscan Chianti and rich dark chocolates from Paris which floated on a tray in front…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 14 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/7/2013)
package denvernuggets; public class JaValeMcGee { private int height = 84; private int weight = 250; public void blockShot(){ String player = shaw.currentDefensivePlay.getBallHandler(); String shotType = shaw.currentDefensivePlay.getShot(); jump(); rejectableShot = new Shot(player, shotType’); if(rejectableShot.onWayDown == true){ land(); }else{ swingArm(); land(); } } public void executePlay(){ currentPlay = shaw.getCurrentPlay(); if (currentPlay.getType().equals(‘lob’)){ jump(); catchBall(); dunk(); land(); }else…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 21 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
JaVale McGee was lounging on his patio on the cold winter’s night, fresh from a long soak in his hot tub. Swathed in a mauve robe, he lay supine on his recamier, considering the majesty of the eternal cosmos. Suddenly his phone rang. He seemed to not notice it for a few seconds, but eventually…
Read MoreJavale McGee 17 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/23/2013)
The doorbell rang. “Who could that be? I’m not expecting visitors, especially at this late hour.” he thought to himself. Taking off his reading glasses and setting down his glass of brandy, Javale got up from in front of the fireplace and strode to the front door. He opened it. Standing on the stoop was…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2012)
JaVale McGee. Aside from having prodigious slamming ability, he is also possessor of the most photogenic parent in the history of the sport, Pam McGee. Every time her beautiful little baby JaVale whams viciously upon a foe, they show her in the crowd clapping and cheering. However, whenever JaVale missed badly on an out-of-control hook-shot,…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 15 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2012)
While not tooling about Denver on his Segway or attempting to give away free Chipotle burritos, Javale Mcgee likes to make people look foolish with his wide array of devastating post moves. “People” usually being McGee himself. But here against Memphis he supplies the go-ahead put-back, and receives plenty of dap from his teammates. Anyone…
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