Is Gordon Hayward even the most attractive player on his own team anymore? He might not be, because newcomer Jeff Withey is in the house and boy are his eyes blue. But Withey is not going to just dance unimpeded to the title of “most attractive Jazzman.” There are a lot obstacles in his way:…
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Jeff Withey 13 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)
Jeff Withey strolled through the misty graveyard. The sky above was a dim black, almost purple, lit only by a half-waxing moon. He was all alone, save for the bodies interred in the dirt that his feet now walked upon. It was a familiar place to him. This graveyard was where he had gone when…
Read MoreJeff Withey Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2014)
Anthony Davis has back spasms. Alexis Ajinca’s conditioning is still really bad. Jeff Withey has been playing decently. What could possibly be stopping him from starting? Greg Stiemsma. I don’t get it. Stiemsma is definitely a prototypical center, but he has no upside anymore, if he had any ever. He just kind of is. Doesn’t…
Read MoreJeff Withey 8 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
This is the kind of Jeff Withey we all expected. The defense kind. The shot-blocking maniac kind. What do you mean you didn’t expect this from Jeff Withey? You expected three point shooting and windmill dunks? I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of the wrong player. Jeff doesn’t do those things outside of practice. Yes, I’m…
Read MoreJeff Withey Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2014)
I was extremely surprised to see Jeff Withey’s statline tonight. Thought not because of his status as a scrub, or his whiteness. But because he was supposed to be dead. I kind of wrote him off for good after Xavier Henry killed him with that poster dunk. “No way this guy is gonna return from…
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