Tag: Joe Ingles

https://youtu.be/fq1-g9HETaI In case you haven’t been following, Joe Ingles recently surpassed John Stockton for most threes made in Jazz franchise history. That doesn’t sound like much, but catching Stockton in any sort of raw statistic is a huge accomplishment because Stockton played a million years for the Jazz and never (barely exaggerating here) missed a…

https://youtu.be/TOHuCUu63HY I might have semi-retired from making NBA highlights, but I am absolutely NOT retired in many of my other major life projects. In fact, with less time being sunk into content creation for YouTube, I can devote more of my energies to something that has been an obsession of mine for years now, namely,…

You won’t believe this, but I just spent three whole minutes scrolling through Joe Ingles’ Twitter feed, even though I barely understand how Twitter works and am confused by the interface. Why did I put myself through this misery, you ask? Because I wanted to see if Joe Ingles had an opinions on the food…

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: It is codified in the constitution of Australia (a document which is known simply as the “Australian Constitution”; nobody ever accused Australians of having much in the way of creativity) that all Australian citizens must watch at least one (1) NBA highlight video featuring an Australian-born player per day. The penalty for…

Jinglin’ Joe Ingles did his best John Stockton impression in this game, regularly feeding his teammates for clutch late-game buckets that kept the Nuggets nervous throughout the fourth quarter plus the two overtime periods. In the end, however, the Nuggets pulled out the victory. They were jingled for sure, but not jingled enough to actually…

So those of you who have been paying attention to my life will know that Joe Ingles is permanently on the “DTB Diss List” for not helping me acquire a real-life wallaby from Australia. He is a full-blown Australian, has insider access to all levels of Australian government (not to mention whatever stupid wildlife conservation…

His the decision to bring Joe Ingles off the bench completely ruined him? Using my advanced abilities to look at the “splits” section of basketball-reference, I have come to an educated and informed answer to this question. And the answer is “yes”. Ingles has started in 37 games for the Jazz this season and come…

I have tried many times to convince the Australian government that I would be a suitable wallaby owner. When I first demonstrated my willingness to adopt a wallaby and bring it back to the United States (by driving a go kart through remote areas of Australia searching for elusive wallaby clans and nearly dying of…

The greatest Australian contribution to world culture, aside from Joe Ingles of course, is certainly the wallaby. Wallabies have it all: they’re cute, they’re friendly (probably), they’re better than kangaroos, and there are so many of them bouncing around Australia that the Australian government shouldn’t care if you fly there and try to pick one…