Here’s a thought experiment for you: is it possibly to like Joe Ingles as a player, but not have that fondness tainted by ironic undertones? I would posit that it is not possible to unironically like Joe Ingles. Due to his physical profile, any positive feelings felt towards him will be biased by his flabby…
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Joe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2018)
I think Joe Ingles spoiled us all by shooting 44% from deep over the past two seasons. This season, he’s shooting 39%, which is pretty good, but it just seems terrible compared to the last two seasons. When it comes to Jinglin’ Joe, I expect a three-point percentage that starts with a four. Any NBA…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
View counts on my recent Joe Ingles highlight videos have been adequate, but they should be higher. Need I remind the fine citizens of Australia that there is a law in your land that mandates the viewing of at least one (1) Joe Ingles highlight video per day? This video is the perfect one to…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 19 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
Was anyone else getting some serious Jesus of Nazareth vibes from this performance by Joe Ingles? I don’t know about you, but while watching the game after his return, it really felt like a Galilean Israelite from around 30 A.D. was walking around on the court, getting buckets. Well, bucket. He only hit the one…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/9/2018)
Hours after the game had ended, Joe Ingles carefully pushed open the door to the visitor’s locker room. The TV cameras and reporters were long gone; nobody would know about his exploits. Inside the locker room, it appeared that all the Celtics players had left as well, and Joe was disappointed; the player he had…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Joe Ingles stood underneath the water of the shower, not making any effort to clean himself, but just standing there with his eyes closed. The water temperature was already as high as it would go, but he wanted it higher. He needed it higher. He craved the burning sensation on his sensitive white flesh. Not…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
Given how good the Jazz looked and how utterly inept the Kings looked in preseason action, I was estimating that this would be a 50-point blowout in Utah’s favor. It wasn’t. What happened tonight? The Kings are bad. They have nothing but bad players on their roster, don’t @ me. The Jazz were coming off…
Read MoreJoe Ingles All 204 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Three-ilation Part II)
Joe followed behind Elon as they walked to other side of the rocket. The tour group was dispersing, but Donovan, after some uncertainty about where he should go, followed his teammate. “I’m serious, mate, I’m not trained for this,” Joe said. “This is seriously the first I’m finding out about my supposed trip to Mars.”…
Read MoreJoe Ingles All 204 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Three-ilation Part I)
Joe Ingles walked through the halls of the SpaceX launch facility with an expression of awe on his face. “How’d you know I wanted to tour this place, mate?” he whispered to his companion, trying to keep his voice low out of respect for the tour guide. Donovan Mitchell shrugged his shoulders. “Well, for starters,…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (5/2/2018)
Gordon Hayward turned a lot of heads by not re-signing with the Utah Jazz, a betrayal of his buddy Joe “Sloppy Joe” “The Trevally from Happy Valley” “Slow-mo Joe” “Jingle Balls” “Jinglin’ Joe” Ingles. But he made his choice, and now their paths have diverged. Looking back at things a year later, can we tell…
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