Tag: Joe Ingles

This is a good game from Joe Ingles, sure, but there simply is not enough jingling in this video. For a guy who possesses, among others, the nickname “Jinglin’ Joe”, this is unacceptable. I was expecting him to jingle all the way up the court, hit a three pointer, than jingle all the way back…

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“Sloppy Joe” Ingles just squared off against perhaps his closest analogue in the league, the similarly flabby, the similarly slow, the similarly crafty Jared Dudley. The main difference between them is that Ingles shoots about 9% from the threezone, and also that Ingles looks like a dad who went to pick up his kid from…

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Big props to Joe “Sloppy Joe” Ingles (who doesn’t look like an NBA player at all) for taking it right to Kevin “Alternate Account” Durant (who really looks a lot like an NBA player) and leading his team to victory. He did almost all of his damage in the first half, giving the Jazz a…

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Joe Ingles AKA Jinglin’ Joe AKA The Trevally From Happy Valley AKA Sloppy Joe AKA Slo-Mo Joe AKA Jingles AKA Jingle Balls put up 21 points in short order tonight, tying his career-high. He must have known that, because as soon as he hit 21 with 7 minutes to go in the third quarter, he…

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People really need to start using my “Sloppy Joe” nickname for Joe Ingles. I know he has a bunch of other nicknames, and some of them are pretty good. But mine is the best. It’s just so good. Look at that thumbnail. “Sloppy Joe” perfectly describes that thumbnail, and it’s not like he ever looks…

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I feel for my Australian brothers. NBA games that happen at normal times here in the states are at weird times over there, plus everything costs more because they’re on an island (they tell you it’s a continent but they’re wrong), plus the government censors the internet so I’m not even sure if they get…

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When I tuned in to the Bucks-Jazz game at first I thought I had entered some kind of time warp, because it looked like we were playing the Pacers. I was getting ready to call all the newspapers and tell them that I was a time traveler and that they should interview me, but then…

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Let me again express wonderment at the fact that Joe Ingles AKA Jingles AKA Jinglin’ Joe AKA Slo-mo Joe AKA Sloppy Joe is not only an NBA player, but a valued contributor getting paid hella stacks. When I look at his flabby body, balding head, and pasty whiteness, it just doesn’t reconcile with what I…

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Joe “The Trevally from Happy Valley” Ingles pretty much put on a show tonight. Stepback threes, a shoulder check from Steven Adams, regular threes, a bunch of trash talk directed at rookie Terrance Ferguson for some reason (not a good look to trash talk a rookie, my man), and an ankle breaker. Aren’t you hyped?…

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