In his first game with the Detroit Pistons, playing just eighteen minutes, John Henson outdid anything that he did while he was in Cleveland by making six out of six shots and scoring twelve points. His previous season high was ten points. Is Cleveland that much worse than Detroit where players who go from one…
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John Henson 19 Points/5 Dunks/2 Jumpers Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: At certain points last season, John “Hell’s Hensman” Henson was getting DNP-CD’s from the now-departed Jason Kidd (who was a serial drunk). Greg Monroe and Miles Plumlee were stealing his minutes. A guy who can put up this kind of complete stat-stuffage (his final line: 19/18/3/0/2) should not be nailed to the…
Read MoreJohn Henson 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/29/2017)
Sorry Thunder fans. Giannis totally stepped out of bounds on the game-winning drive. But the good news to take away from this game is that we are seeing the resurgence of John Henson. That probably doesn’t make you feel any better, but it makes ME feel better, because I remember when this guy was getting…
Read MoreJohn Henson 16 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
JOHN HENSON JUMPSHOT ALERT! JOHN HENSON JUMPSHOT ALERT! JOHN HENSON HAS MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT John “Captain Hook” Henson, as his nickname suggests, is infinitely more comfortable taking sweeping hook shots than he is taking jumpshots. He has, over the course of his career, fluctuated between “never ever taking jumpers” and “taking too…
Read MoreJohn Henson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
Now that Greg Monroe is gone forever and Thon Maker is trash forever (or at least the rest of this season probably), John “Hell’s Hensman” Henson will be the de facto starting center for the Bucks. Never mind that he’s got the same muscle mass that he had when he was a sophomore in high…
Read MoreJohn Henson 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/3/2017)
This video is an example of what learned people in basketball circles call “showcasing a player for a trade”. The Bucks already did this once with Miles Plumlee; they started him in one game and he put up decent stats, and then they traded the bum to the Hornets (my heart rate is still elevated…
Read MoreJohn Henson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2016)
The Bucks organization must have relented on some kind of “no Chipotle in the locker room” rule or something because John “Chipotle Fiend” Henson has been playing inspired basketball for the past few games. Now that Henson is finally able to enjoy multiple stuffed-to-bursting Chipotle burritos before every game and even during halftime, he shows…
Read MoreJohn Henson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2016)
The center rotation for the Bucks is all sorts of messed up right now. They paid big bucks to Greg Monroe so they could bench him while playing him 15 minutes a game. They paid big bucks to Miles Plumlee so he could fail to accumulate any stats while starting. They paid big bucks to…
Read MoreJohn Henson 18 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)
This game served as a reminder as to why John Henson has completely stopped shooting jumpshots. You’re not going to see it in this video because it’s not a lowlight video, so I’ll just tell you how it went down: Henson got the ball near the top of the key. Nobody was near him. Nobody…
Read MoreJohn Henson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
I don’t think John Henson gets enough press for how insane of a shotblocker he is. He’s the only guy in the league who can compare to Hassan Whiteside in that regard, but while the basketball punditry is eager to get on their knees for Whitewide, Henson goes unserviced. I get that he doesn’t receive…
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