I think I’m properly applying the term “irony” when I note the irony of the Washington Wizards commentators talking about how Johnathan Williams is “finally looking comfortable”, given that Williams, as of this morning, has been waived by the team. That’s right. After playing twenty MPG per game in six games for the ‘Zards, starting…
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Johnathan Williams 17 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (4/4/2019)
When the Lakers got outscored by the Warriors 39-12 in the opening quarter of play, I thought to myself “This isn’t gonna be pretty. Bring out the snacks!” While I did indeed bring out my snacks and consume them, I didn’t enjoy them any more than I usually do, because the Lakers actually outscored the…
Read MoreJohnathan Williams 13 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)
I hadn’t noticed until just now that Johnathan Williams has a triangle for a beard. Nice! Geometric shapes are an underappreciated form of self expression. It would be cooler if he could somehow make a tetrahedron out of a goatee, somehow make the edges really sharp (otherwise it would just a be a slightly angular…
Read MoreJohnathan Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)
I could copy and paste my last description for Moritz Wagner and it would still work perfectly for Johnathan Williams, except in Williams’ case the blowhard ESPN announcers did notice what he was doing on the court and acknowledge it more than a handful of times. A TL;DR: Lakers screwed this season up, didn’t play…
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