Justin Holiday – Page 2

Justin Holiday 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Justin Holiday smiles too much. Why is he smiling all the time? Basketball is fun, yeah, I get that, but he’s a professional. Professionals in the NBA don’t smile. There is no joy for them. This is their job, it’s not just a game anymore. Is hitting a three worth smiling about? No. Your teammates…

Justin Holiday 23 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)

“Dear Mr. Holiday, I regret to inform you that you have disqualified yourself from any further highlight videos based on your shameful performance on January 5th, 2018 against the Dallas Mavericks. You are likely to be aware of the incident to which I refer, but, for legal reasons, I will disclose it here: You are…

Justin Holiday 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

The three-chuckingest part of Justin Holiday’s season is gone now. It’s sad to see, him not shooting hundreds of threes per 36, but the moderation of his attempts has directly corresponded with the Bulls winning games. We’ve all learned a valuable leason here: sometimes more threes doesn’t mean more wins. Even if he isn’t launching…

Justin Holiday 25 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

I couldn’t fit all the cool stuff Justin Holiday did in the title of the video, so I kept it simple. 25 points. To go along with 3 boards, 5 assists, 2 steals, and 3 blocks. Looking at those numbers, you know who I’m thinking of? Kevin Garnett. Straight up. Except I don’t know if…

Justin Holiday 27 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

We’re a pretty decent chunk into the season and Justin Holiday is maintaining the slimmest of leads over his brother in the “Holiday bros PPG battle”. Before tonight he was losing 14.4 to 14.3 vs Jrue, but these 27 points should put him over the top because Jrue really sucks now and doesn’t usually score…

Justin Holiday 25 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

I never thought, when Justin Holiday came into the league, that I would ever be making highlights of him scoring a good amount of points as the first option (????maybe????) on a team. It’s really amazing. From mega scrub who only made a team because his brother was on it to out of the league…

Justin Holiday 20 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I guess you could say that Justin… is taking… a… HOLIDAY! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOO!

Justin Holiday 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)

I’ve got this odd tingling sensation in my arms. At first I thought it was that expired box of Hot Pockets I ate, but I’m still all tingly even after I ate another, unexpired Hot Pocket (the expired and fresh ones will cancel each other out in my tummy). Is it possible that I’m feeling…empathy…

Justin Holiday 16 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2016)

Every fanbase whose team acquires Justin Holiday seems to get extremely hyped for him despite his historical lack of production. This puzzled me for some months until I realized the reason for the hype, vain as it might be: these fans are watching MY highlight videos and coming away from them with the impression that…

Justin Holiday Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)

After much deliberation, I have come up with the following offseason plan for the Bulls: Trade everyone except for Derrick Rose (no one will take his contract or his knees) and Justin Holiday (self-explanatory after tonight). Start over with those two as a core or, more accurately, Holiday as the core and Rose as towel-waver…