Kelly Olynyk – Page 2

Kelly Olynyk 22 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)

Kelly Olynyk, for reasons known only to Coach Spoo, played 44 and a half minutes out of a possible 48 in this game. That’s the most minutes he has ever played. He took that time to score 22 points and grab 11 boards; meanwhile, Hassan “Why Do I Have To Watch The Whitest Player Ever…

Kelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)

Kelly Olynyk slipped the red vinyl record out of its sleeve and reverently placed it on his new, never-used turntable. As he did this, many emotions flooded his mind: anticipation, nostalgia, even a little bit of fear. For the first time in many years, he was about to listen to the first and only recorded…

Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

Every time I make a video for Kelly “The Klynyk” Olynyk, I can’t seem to stop myself from dwelling on his hairstyle in the description. But I do have to say this: Kelly, dude, if you insist on keep your hair an awkward length like yours, it’s really smart to keep it tied up in…

Kelly Olynyk 28 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)

Walking into the Miami-area record store, Kelly Olynyk’s eyes had to quickly adjust from the bright sunlight of the outdoors to the cool dimness of the shop. After sharing a nod with the proprietor, a young, but prematurely graying man who was behind the counter cataloging vinyl records, Kelly walked over to the vast shelves…

Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

How mad do you think Hassan Whiteside gets when he gets benched by Spoelstra even when playing well and then has to watch Kelly Olynyk run around and be the softest player in the league? Really mad? Overwhelmingly mad? Not mad at all? I’m going to go with “mad as heck” on this one. He’s…

Kelly Olynyk 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

First off: is that a frickin’ rubber band holding Kelly Olynyk’s hair back? Come on bro. Every dude with long hair knows that you keep spare hair-wrangling devices everywhere you can. Keep them in the car, keep them in your locker, keep some in your desk at work (not like he has a desk there),…

Kelly Olynyk 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2018)

Do you think, immediately after getting eliminated by the 76ers in five games, that Hassan Whiteside went back to the locker room and started decking people? Here’s the minutes breakdown from the series: Kelly Olynyk: 29 MPG Bam Adebayo: 15 MPG Hassan Whiteside: 15 MPG Faced with decreasing on-court minutes, Whiteside was no doubt overcome…

Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

Look, I’m fully aware that Win Shares are a flawed advanced stat, don’t take everything into account, suck, yada yada yada. But here’s the deal: Kelly Olynyk led the Heat in them this year. Okay? That means something. That has to mean something. And what I think it has to mean is that he is…

Kelly Olynyk 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

These Kelly Olynyk fake handoffs are getting out of control. Do these dumbass NBA players not even watch film? It’s like his only move, it’s the only way he can do anything, and these meatballs are still letting him do it. Kyle O’Quinn, you need to take a good hard look at yourself and remind…

Kelly Olynyk 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

The Miami Heat just hung up 149 points on the Denver Nuggets, which is a new franchise-high single-game point total. There’s two gigantic asterisks next to it where the number is in the record books, one asterisk for the first overtime and one asterisk for the second overtime, but there should be a third asterisk…