Every time I make a video for Kelly “The Klynyk” Olynyk, I can’t seem to stop myself from dwelling on his hairstyle in the description. But I do have to say this: Kelly, dude, if you insist on keep your hair an awkward length like yours, it’s really smart to keep it tied up in a ponytail. At that “just above the shoulders” length, wearing it down will make you look like a little girl with huge muscles. 100% of the time.
I can literally name three girls from my first-grade class who rocked the Olynyk-style hair, although they obviously didn’t call it that. One of the girls in question was a total bitch who wouldn’t let me play with the blocks when we were in the same kindergarten class. I think I cried after that, no joke, I really wanted to play with those damn blocks (I hate you Becka). So you can see why I would not approve of such a hairstyle for a grown man who presumably has enough money to pay for a decent hair stylist (or at least a decent entourage who will give him sound hair-related advice).
Hair issues aside, Kelly Olynyk had another good game just one game removed from scoring 28 points. I’m sure Hassan Whiteside and Bam Adebayo are nervously polishing up their three-point shots in order to compete with the guy who’s suddenly taking a bunch of minutes for himself with his strong play.