Tag: Kent Bazemore

Excuse me, YouTube, but I really need you to let me upload my custom thumbnails for these videos. You think that I would have as many subscribers as I do if I let you pick out the thumbnail images? Hell no. People want to see NBA players making funny faces in these thumbnails, and that’s…

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The Atlanta Hawks paid $15 million a year to a guy who had only been an average offensive player for a part of one season, and are now pretending to be surprised that he sucks on offense this season. I’m sure Kent Bazemore remains a good defender and all-around good teammate, but man, he can’t…

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I don’t even know why I keep making Kent Bazemore highlights when it’s been conclusively concluded that nobody watches the damn things. Actually, I do know the reason: it’s because I secretly hate myself and have a twisted desire to see my highlight videos fail. When I see that view count stuck in the low…

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When your team’s commentators start talking about how you’re “back” or how you’re “confident” after making just one or two shots, you know something has gone wrong. There’s no reason for them to say those things about a player who has been playing well. Nobody ever talks about LeBron or Durant needing “confidence”. In Kent…

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In my inaugural DTB’S OFFICIAL NBA POWER RANKINGS which I shilled relentlessly both on the YouTube platform and many other platforms, I went hard at Kent Bazemore for having such a slow start to the season. I even had the audacity to call the Bazed God a “failure”. He must have read my power rankings…

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Kent Bazemore was in a pretty big slump to start the season, shooting below 30% from the field (AKA “The Nikoloz Tskitishvili Zone”). Even if you didn’t know that fact going into this video, you would figure it out quickly based on how often the commentators refer to Bazemore’s made shots being “good to see”…

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DeMarre Carroll points tonight: 6 Kent Bazemore points tonight: 23 Pretty damning, right? Those who thought that the Hawks would lose a step without role-player extraordinaire DeMarre Carroll did not anticipate the ease with which Kent Bazemore would step into his spot. The above point totals are not only an indicator of Kent’s superiority, but…

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Whoever this replacement commentator is for the Hawks, he has a huge man-boner for Kent Bazemore, and more specifically, the Bazed God’s athleticism. He probably memorized one fact about every player and can only say that one thing every time the player in question does something on the court. I wasn’t even aware the Bazed…

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I don’t want to tell you your business. You’re a free human being, and one of the benefits of your freedom is that you get to watch whatever videos on YouTube that you want. It also means that I’m free to tell you your business in the form of what you should watch, because as…

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It is super impressive how useful Kent Bazemore has managed to make himself this season. Just a couple years ago I was fearing for his spot in the league, as no one has much use for a towel-waving specialist who can’t score. Now, he’s a key cog in one of the best teams in the…

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