Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 29 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2021)

https://youtu.be/MaVPNWxbtq8 I just want everybody to know that I have a day off from work today, and my day off is being RUINED by Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and his annoying tendency to score amounts of points which qualify him for highlight videos. There are a million other things I’d rather be doing with my time right…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 17 Points/1 Championship Full Highlights (10/11/2020)

In the months that followed my hiring as “janitorial shift manager” at the NBA headquarters, I laid low and did my assigned work without complaint. During all those lonely evenings, where I supervised a crew of four janitors but also selflessly undertook any cleaning projects that were exceptionally distasteful or onerous, I engaged in discreet…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 18 Points Full Highlights (9/18/2020)

It sucks, but this is what has to pass for highlights during the ‘offs. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope scoring 18 points. If this had happened during the regular season, I would have ignored it without a second thought. My time is too valuable to be wasting it making vids of KCP not even scoring 20. And a…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)

Much hilarity was dispersed across the internetubes a week ago when one of the Lakers commentary dudes accidentally called Kentavious Caldwell-Pope by the last name “Caldwell-Poop”. However, I must share some credit for the hilarity given that I have been using that nickname for KCP since his Pistons days. I was disappointed to see that…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 32 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

This is getting out of hand. Kentavious-Caldwell Pope must have somehow stolen the soul of Kobe Bryant and inserted it into his own body through his nasal passages, because he’s chucking the ball like it’s his retirement tour and he’ll never play basketball again. I get that he wants to get a big new contract…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 28 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2019)

https://youtu.be/ZaS4x1yQbjk It has been almost exactly two years since Kentavious Caldwell-Pope scored this many points. April 9, 2019, final game of the regular season, he dropped 32 (on 31 shots, NICE), following up another 32-point performance he had had the previous game. If there were any Lakers fans out there who were super optimistic about…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 32 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Just in case there are people out there who don’t believe that contract-year pushes are a real thing, I present to you: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope’s numbers in the past few weeks. In the games that have happened since March 19th, he has scored 35, 7, 16, 29, 7, 25, 19, 23, 7, 25, and 32 points….

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope knows what’s up. He’s not a dummy. He knows that if he wants to get an unreasonably large payday this off-season, he needs to play well enough to trick GM’s into thinking that he’s some kind of go-to scoring shooting guard. That’s why, when you look at his monthly shooting splits, you see…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 23 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

I have, in all my years of making Kentavious Caldwell-Pope highlight videos, never actually gotten hyped for him. Even on the few occasions where he scored thirty-plus points, I don’t remember ever feeling even a twinge of hype anywhere in my body. There’s nothing about him that excites me. Since the Lakers aren’t going to…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope is playing his way into another contract. He was going to get one anyway, obviously, because it’s not like he’s a bad player or anything. I guess what I mean is that he’s playing his way into a bigger contract. Some GM is going to look at his scattered 20-burgers and recent 35-burger…