Kentavious Caldwell-Pope – Page 5

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 22 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2015)

If Kentavious Caldwell-Pope doesn’t call his own personal vehicle “The Popemobile”, then there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with our country. Like, really seriously. It’s the perfect name, like if he’s going to go to the store, he could text all his friends “abt 2 go 2 the store in The Popemobile”. It would be perfect….

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 21 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2015)

The dream ended as my body fully re-entered the Earth’s regular timeflow. However, my brain did not easily relinquish the dream, terrifying though it had been. My eyes flew open to find a tall man dressed in white staring down at me, but all I could recall was that the NBA had been taken away…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)

Is it just me, or has Kenatvious Caldwell-Pope actually been playing kinda good lately? Remember, due to my nature as a highlight (not lowlight!) compiler I actually have inflated views of almost everyone in the league, so I could be totally wrong here. Maybe KCP still sucks. I don’t want to look at stats. Stats…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 27 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2015)

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope stood at the free throw line, just as he had a million times before. “Remember your rhythm, Ken,” he thought to himself as the referee prepared to throw him the ball for his first attempt. “Your teammates are counting on you, and you know how Gunds gets when you miss!” Celtics and Pistons…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 24 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2015)

Someone on the Pistons’ coaching staff must have told the players that it is okay to take pull-up three pointers in transition. At first I thought it was just Spencer Dinwiddie being a rookie and Brandon Jennings being Brandon Jennings. But now I’ve noticed Kentavious Caldwell-Pope doing it as well. This seems to be an…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2015)

Someone really needs to give Kentavious Caldwell-Pope “the talk”. But instead of the birds and the bees, it should be the birds and the threes! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry. But hidden in that bad pun is a salient point. His shot selection has been pretty crazy this year, especially with regards to three pointers. He has…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2015)

We have made progress; Pistons commentator George Blaha didn’t even call Kentavious Caldwell-Pope’s dunk in the third quarter a “windmill jam”. Could it be that he has finally learned what a windmill dunk actually entails? Or was he just distracted by the way KCP was favoring his leg after the landing? Now, if KCP did…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 28 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2015)

I’ve talked a lot of crap about Kentavious Caldwell-Pope for various deficiencies in his game. Namely, that he sucks. However, I give daps where daps are due. He is definitely better than I am at basketball. It takes a lot of skill to score 11 points per game in the NBA even at his substandard…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 20 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)

16 threes attempted, the most by any player this season. Are you serious? I know that the total was inflated by his seeming hotness at the end of the game. I know that. I’m not brushing it aside, like it don’t mean anything. But 16 threes? Only making 4? If there’s anyone on the Pistons…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/21/2014)

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, adorned in the papal Pallium vestment, entered the cathedral where mass was taking place. Coming in through the back, nobody took notice of him as he entered the rear of the sanctuary. The priest at the front was saying some kind of prayer. It was the perfect time to interrupt, as everybody else…