https://youtu.be/SYg-_S6HiOA When it was rumored that Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch was going to get released by the Magic and picked up by the Raptors, there was a lot of buzz about this potential move. And I just didn’t understand the buzz at all. I still don’t really understand the buzz, but this video description will…
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Khem Birch 12 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Khem Birch’s name just lends itself way too easily to nicknames. Both his first name and his last name are flexible enough that I could spend days just coming up with new hilarious nicknames and I would never get to a point where I was like, “Ope, that’s it, I can’t think of any more…
Read MoreKhem Birch 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
Hate to say it folks, but this vid just sucks. I was hoping to try and avoid making blatantly awful videos for the restart, but here we are, on only the second day, and I’ve gone and done it. I’m sorry. All I wanted was for people to be enriched by a Khem Birch highlight…
Read MoreKhem Birch 13 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2019)
Khem “The AlKhemist” Birch ended last season with a unprecedented streak of 6 consecutive double-digit scoring games. “Unprecedented” in that he had never come close to doing such a thing before, not in that no one ever in the history of the NBA had done such a thing. On the contrary, I can think of…
Read MoreKhem Birch 12 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch returns to his home country of Canada and shows off some more of his occult alkhemical skills with another 12-point performance. Every time I see him play I’m like “yeah this dude could totally be an athletic five-man collecting garbage baskets and playing defense (not like I care about defense) in…
Read MoreKhem Birch 12 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch worked his alkhemy to the tune of twelve points, and, um, not much else. He did get four rebounds and two assists. I don’t know if that counts as “alkhemy” or not. It probably doesn’t. Somebody as tall as he is should really be getting more than four rebounds in 27…
Read MoreKhem Birch 11 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch is already 25 years old, just in case you were thinking about getting hyped for him. You’re still allowed to get a little hyped, but that’s because he’s Canadian, not because of what age he is. If your first thought when you first saw him (which might have been right as…
Read MoreKhem Birch 12 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2018)
I guess you could say Khem Birch and the rest of the Magic are developing some… Khemistry! HAHA! HA! WOOOOOO! YES! I’ve been waiting all year to make that joke, and it’s just as great as I imagined it was going to be. I was beginning to worry that it would never happen, but the…
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