I said in my last Kristaps Porzingis video that I was favoring Brandon Jennings as the Knicks starting PG over Derrick Rose, simply because of the superior chemistry he already had with Kris-P (pronounced “crispy”, you can also spell it that way if you want). I am vindicated. Not like anyone was saying I was…
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Kristaps Porzingis 21 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Here’s what I say: swap Brandon Jennings in for Derrick Rose in the Knicks’ starting lineup, and their fun level goes off the charts. Their win total may take a hit, but I feel like maximum fun can be had if Jennings has the shackles taken off. He already has chemistry with Kristaps Porzingis. That’s…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis All 373 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part III)
“You sure this works?” Kristaps asked the bulky, hoodie-wearing man standing with him in the alley behind Kristaps’ apartment. “Of course it works,” replied the man. “But we don’t need to be hiding back here, it’s not like this stuff’s illegal or anything.” “I don’t wants anybody knowing,” Kristaps said, examining the contents of the…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis All 373 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part II)
“Do you really need that whole duffel bag of stuff?” Carmelo asked as Kristaps emerged from his apartment. “We’re just lifting weights. Not going to sleepaway camp.” “I prepared for anything,” Kristaps answered nervously, dragging his bag to the waiting car. “Do you minding if I put on favorite jams on drive there? I need…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis All 373 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part I)
Kristaps Porzingis was just settling into his executive-style faux-leather chair for an extended gaming session when his doorbell rang. He strongly considered just ignoring the doorbell entirely, but there was a chance that it was a teammate who had dropped by unexpectedly. And if it wasn’t that, there was a good chance it was one…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 22 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
Take a close look, because this is what the Knicks could have looked like had Carmelo Anthony bolted to Chicago. That’s right: it looks like Kyle O’Quinn scoring 19 and Kristaps Porzingis scoring 22 while Jimmer Fredette claps enthusiastically after every made shot. You can’t wholly remove Melo from tonight’s game; he did shoot it…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
If you pay attention to other highlight makers (and you really should, otherwise you’re missing out on a lot of vids of a lot of good players), you start to notice their tendencies. And one thing I’ve noticed is that GDFactoryClips ALWAYS has highlights of Kristaps Porzingis up first, no matter what kind of performance…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
Kristaps Rises In Silvery Translucent Adornments, Pure Spectrality Power Of Raging Zephyrs In Nighttime Glistening, Iridescent Seance
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 17 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2016)
This might be one of Kristaps Porzingis’ best performances this year, not in terms of raw stats, but in terms of aesthetics. For the linguistically challenged among us, “aesthetics” is a fancy term for when something looks good. Like that chick at Starbucks who you’re too much of a pussy to go talk to. An…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 26 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
Success! As evidenced by the thumbnail image, I have managed to capture the exact moment when Jesus Christ, as he does every game, asks Kristaps Porzingis to join him up in heaven, so that he can have someone to talk to as he sits at God’s right hand. Kristaps, of course, would get to sit…
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