Kyle Korver – Page 3

Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)

Kyle Korver only made four field goals in this game. Usually, four shots is not enough to get a highlight video from DTB. If you make four field goals but you have an otherwise highlight-worthy statline, that means you made too many free throws. Free throws suck. They’re not fun to watch, I hate them,…

Kyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Whatever’s wrong with the Cavaliers, I don’t think Kyle Korver being inserted into the starting lineup will solve their problems. At best, it partially solves their “J.R. Smith” problem, which involves J.R. Smith being total booty all of the time and reacting to getting called out on his booty-ness by throwing soup at people. That…

Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

There’s likely a way to figure out how many triple-doubles LeBron James would have this season if Kyle Korver wasn’t around. I don’t know what that way would be, and I’m way too lazy to calculate it manually, so I’m going to use my preternatural powers of intuition to estimate the answer: zero. Zero triple-doubles…

Kyle Korver 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

Can we, uh, just keep this lineup for the Cavaliers for the rest of the season and playoffs? I’m willing to give Kevin Love a few minutes when he gets back, but otherwise, this rotation looks perfect. Full of players who play hard and don’t whine about touches/minutes, I don’t have a clear picture of…

Kyle Korver 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Kyle “Fourth-Quarter Clutch Master Supremo” Korver lived up to his nickname and was clutch in the fourth quarter tonight, scoring 14 of his 19 points. Problem was, LeBenched Blames left him to try and make up a 31-point deficit. No amount of clutch shooting could’ve made up so many points, but being a good teammate…

Kyle Korver 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Kyle Korver’s two best scoring games of the season have come in Cavaliers losses. I’m not telling you what to think. You’re your own person, you can come to your own conclusions. I’m just putting the facts out there for analysis and interpretation. That’s all. I like Kyle Korver. One of the greatest three-ballers of…

Kyle Korver 21 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

Kyle Korver just saved the Cavaliers from another embarrassing loss. The Knicks aren’t even good, as far as I can tell, but they went up big and looked to be cruising until Mr. Fourth Korver showed up and kicked them squarely in the nads/groinal area. Repeatedly. With great force. I actually feel sort of bad…

Kyle Korver 23 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

If I am Tyronn Lue, after tonight I am officially initializing PANIC MODE, immediately applicable to the whole Cavalier organization. What does PANIC MODE entail, you ask? It varies from team to team, but for Lue and the Cavaliers it would include but not be limited to these things: – Lots of panicked hand/arm waving….

Kyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

The Cavaliers just lost to the Nets, it didn’t even feel like a surprise, and I’m officially ready to declare this season the wackiest of all time. More evidence that the wackiness is at unseen levels: Kyle Korver hit three layups in this game. I looked up the stats, and these are the first three…

Kyle Korver 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

There’s a new Kyle K in the league, the young hotshot Kyle Kuzma, but this newbie would do well to remember who the real Kyle K is. You know, the one who regularly leads the league in three-point shooting? The one who is coveted as a teammate by every superstar in the league? The one…