What a perfect time of year for Kyle O’Quinn to have a good game, given that he looks like a black Santa Claus. If the Magic didn’t stick him in the arena atrium after the game and have little kids sit on his lap to tell him their Christmas wishes, they missed out on an…
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Kyle O’Quinn 21 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2014)
It seems to me that, during Summer League (or was it preseason, can’t exactly recall), Kyle O’Quinn was showing off his new extended jumper. Flaunting it by shooting the occasional three-pointer. I despaired. Not everyone in the league has to have the long bomb in their arsenal. Kyle would be much better equipped with a…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 20 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2014)
“The natural beauty of Ireland is unparalleled. There is a reason they call this ‘the Emerald Isle’. The verdant greenth of Eire’s hills and valleys is poetic in its majesty.” Kyle O’Quinn panned the camera across the landscape, aiming to give his future viewers a window into his beautiful homeland. He continued speaking in an…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 14 Points/13 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/5/2014)
Kyle O’Quinn was enjoying his typical McDonald’s order – five Big Macs and five things of fries – when he was interrupted by a commotion in the booth next to him. “Mom, look, it’s Santa!” yelled an excited little girl, pointing eagerly at the large beard that Kyle wore on his face. Then, her face…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 14 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
Blearily opening his eyes, a six-year-old Kyle O’Quinn squinted at the bright sunlight shining in his face, wishing he could go back to sleep. Then, he remembered the significance of this morning, and all traces of fatigue vanished from his body. He hopped out of bed and, not bothering to change out of his bright-green…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn Career High 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
Kyle O’Quinn sat down at his writing desk, his inner words eagerly awaiting their release onto paper. He picked up his quill pen and, as if guided by unknown cosmic forces, wrote: “Eire, the emerald isle, my true home. How I yearn for the green expanses of your valleys, the brown cliffs, the blue waters….
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