Larry Sanders 15 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

Larry Sanders is a valuable player for the Bucks. He anchors their unexpectedly decent defense, and has goggles which look really rad. He might be crazy, but he brings energy to Milwaukee that they need. The only problem is that energy manifests itself as tons of fouls. He hasn’t helped his case by getting on…

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Larry Sanders 15 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/26/2014)

This is what happens when Larry gets his head on straight for an entire game. Actually, that’s a misleading statement. This is what happens when Larry is focused, and simultaneously, he is playing against a young team missing a lot of players. I mean, what’s Robbie Hummel going to do when the Colonel rolls into…

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Larry Sanders 11 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2014)

Larry “The Sandman” Sanders has been struggling at the onset of the season. He has regressed in the fouling department, leading to him getting yanked out of games before he get comfortable in the offense. This results in him shooting a Udoh-esque 42% from the field. No big man should ever shoot below 50%. Jason…

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Larry Sanders Career High 25 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/5/2014)

Larry Sanders sat dutifully in his seat during Ms. DeJong’s 7th grade social studies class. They had just completed the unit on the history of Mesopotamia, and were now moving on to world geography. The large roll-down world map was hanging in front of the blackboard. The school-district had had an unexpected budget surplus; one…

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Larry Sanders 14 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2014)

Just got back from the hospital. I was in Milwaukee for business, and I decided that I wanted to pay a visit to my favorite Buck, Larry Sanders. But first I had to get my equipment. I dug through some recycling bins and found a bunch of empty wine bottles. Then I went to the…

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Larry Sanders 16 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

Forgive me if you’ve heard this before. Talented young player balls hard and earns himself a nice big contract. Starts off the next year pretty poorly before getting into a bar fight with a bunch of Albanians and injuring his hand. Fans start to concoct homerish one-sided trade ideas. Maybe you haven’t heard the part…

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Larry Sanders 12 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (4/6/2013)

Which of these nicknames for Larry Sanders is best? A. Block Mamba B. The Sandman C. The Blocktopus D. Colonel Sanders I’d have to with The Sandman myself. No matter which one you prefer, a resolution must be reached on this issue, because there aren’t enough good nicknames in the NBA these days. And when…

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Larry Sanders Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2013)

Is Larry Sanders a candidate for MIP? Definitely. He’s transformed from being a foul-prone elite defensive player who can’t really shoot and doesn’t get any minutes into a foul-prone elite defensive player who can’t really shoot and gets a bunch of minutes. That seems to be the only requirement to win it, just play the…

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Larry Sanders 17 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/13/2013)

A common refrain among older NBA fans is that the league has gone soft since the 80’s. Not enough dirty play and swinging fists. It used to be that if you wanted to get ejected you had to go absolutely crazy. Now you can get ejected for laughing. And poor Larry Sanders was just trying…

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Larry Sanders 14 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (2/19/2013)

What was Larry Sanders’ most beloved childhood toy? Blocks. His favorite military action? Blockade. Preferred tax preparation agency? H&R Block. Favorite line of CSS code? “display: block;”. Most aurally pleasing percussion instrument? Woodblock. Favorite defunct movie rental chain? Movie Gallery.

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