Los Angeles Clippers – Page 14

Montrezl Harrell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell made eleven field goals in this game, but only one of them was a dunk. If you had asked me beforehand to predict how many dunks he would have given his field goal total, I would have told you “five”. Unequivocally. It would have been five dunks. But we don’t get five…

Tobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

Tobias Harris trade history: Milwaukee trades him to Orlando for a half-year rental of J.J. Redick, in an attempt to bolster their playoff chances. They get swept by the LeBron James-lead Heat as the 8th seed. Tobias immediately thrives with his new team. Orlando trades him to Detroit for Ersan Ilyasova and Brandon Jennings. Both…

Austin Rivers 27 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

Austin Rivers is averaging 15 points per game this season. I’m gonna be honest here, when he first came into the league he didn’t look like a guy who would ever average 15 points per game. He looked like the kind of guy who would be out of the league after his rookie deal was…

Montrezl Harrell 19 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Montrezl Harrell is low-key a beast this season. Somehow, as a 6-8 midget with outrageously long arms, he is scoring nearly as much as DeAndre Jordan per game while playing half the minutes. If you played him all 48 every game, you’d end up with so many 30-point games that it wouldn’t even be notable…

Montrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

I’m just going to put it out there: in the limited minutes Montrezl Harrell receives, he’s a beast. I don’t know what his defense is like (remember, DTB doesn’t care about defense), but his offensive game is all about POWER. He uses his POWER to over-POWER his POWER-less defenders. POWERFULLY (ignore all his hook shots…

Tyrone Wallace 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

Basketball-reference lists Tyrone Wallace’s position as point guard. Is that true? I’ve gotten the strong impression that he’s definitely a shooting guard, but now that I think about it, I don’t know where that impression came from. Probably because of his height and the fact that he doesn’t usually get many assists. I certainly don’t…

Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

I might cause some uproar by saying this, but the various Balkan states have so much tension between each other that there’s no reason for the outrageous display of Serb-on-Serb violence shown in this video. Going into the game, I figured we wouldn’t see much of the Boban Marjanovic vs. Nikola Jokic matchup because Boban…

Tobias Harris 30 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

The only All-Star weekend festivity I watched this year was the three-point shootout. I don’t think I’ve even seen a dunk from the dunk contest or a skill from the skills challenge or a bucket from one of the various real games, and that’s fine. All that stuff is lame, but the three-point shootout, now…

Milos Teodosic 14 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

Milos Teodosic didn’t have his typical assist-heavy performance in this one; the (non-Serb) scorekeepers decided that only two of his passes undeniably resulted in field goals for his teammates. Instead, Teodosic basically pretended he was Steph Curry out there, launching ten shots from beyond the three-point line and making four of them. I take this…

Danilo Gallinari 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

How much would Danilo Gallinari have to pay somebody to just, like, live in house and travel with the team, and his one job would be to give Gallinari a proper shave every single morning? You could pay somebody like that minimum wage since they’d only have roughly ten minutes of work to do every…