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Milos Teodosic 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

Last night was the highly-anticpated meeting between the old school of Serbian basketball, Milos Teodosic, and the new school of Serbian basketball, Nikola Jokic. Who came out ahead in this matchup? Through my analytical analysis of factual facts, I will determine who the victor was in this Serb Showdown. POINTS: Jokic had 18 points. Teodosic…

Montrezl Harrell 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

There is an impatient knock at my door. Annoyed that somebody is disregarding my clearly posted “no solicitors” sign, I ignore the demand of my attention and continue the consumption of my gourmet breakfast: a personal creation called a “Pop-Tart Sandwich”, which is two of one flavor Pop Tart sandwiching one of another flavor Pop-Tart,…

Milos Teodosic 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

Q: is DownToBuck now blatantly gunning for Serbian views to the deteriment of literally everything else? A: Yes. But in my defense, Milos Teodosic is one of the few players in the NBA where I don’t feel resentful when he has an amount of assists that warrant inclusion in a video. Most players, I’m like…

Milos Teodosic 10 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

Milos Teodosic had eight assists in the first half of this game. A double-double seemed almost guaranteed. Instead, Milos was left one assist short, and while the Clippers did get the win, it’s the fans that are the real losers here, robbed as they were of a prime Serbian dubby-dubby. Here the people I blame…

Montrezl Harrell 25 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

Montrezl “Montreal With a Z Instead of an A” Harrell was the clear beneficiary of Milos Teodosic’ slick passing tonight. I went through this vid and calculated it all up, and it turns out that he would have had negative 4 points if Teodosic wasn’t out there feeding him easy stuff right at the rim….

Tyrone Wallace 22 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

Forget about Lou Williams scoring fifty for a minute. We all knew in the back of our heads that he was going to do drop a fifty-burger some day. His recent resume includes multiple forty-point games so it was just a matter of time. So that’s not even exciting. Don’t even think about that. Instead,…

C.J. Williams 15 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

I want to make some comparisons here to Sundiata Gaines’ immortal game-winner, but it just doesn’t seem right. This shot by C.J. Williams was great, but Gaines’ was over the top. Nationally televised against LeBron James at the buzzer on a broken play fading out of bounds? If I saw that in a movie I…

Jawun Evans 12 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Jawun “Pronounced Juwan” Evans attempted sixteen field goals in this game and only made five of them. This tanked his already low field goal percentage (which is currently around 35%). I suppose when Blake Griffin is out with a cunt-cushion, Austin Rivers is MIA, and Danilo Gallinari is sidelined by another one…

Tyrone Wallace 13 Points Clippers Debut Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

Tyrone Wallace, in his first NBA game, was tasked with defending Stephen Curry. Hey, just go out there and try your best against the best shooter in NBA history. You’ll be fine. Don’t worry about it. Other players had their chance at guarding Curry, so it’s not like all 45 were dropped squarely on Wallace’s…

C.J. Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)

When I look at C.J. Williams I get this instinctual feeling that he’s in his mid-thirties. I think it’s just my brain has the knowledge that he’s an “old” rookie and tries to tell me that “old rookie” means “old player”. I spent this entire video thinking “Man, this guy scores good and moves pretty…