Austin Rivers: kind of a good player now? He’s been playing like this for a while now, long enough that it might not be a fluke. I’ve done my fair share of hating on him (as has just as about everyone else), but he’s proving his haters wrong by, you know, not being totally garbage…
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Austin Rivers 20 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
“Dear Diary, A few days ago that meanie Chris got injured again. He hurt his little baby thumb from sucking on it too much. Daddy said we all need to start playing extra good from now on but then I said we wouldn’t need to because I would be the point guard and I would…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 23 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2017)
This is a great game from Marreese “Speighetti” Speights. Perhaps his best game of the season. This highlight video should be great, right? It’s got a big guy shooting threes, it’s got the same big guy doing a weird dribble move, it’s got a cyst, it’s got everything you want and more. There’s just one…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 19 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
Marreese Speights was relaxing in his living room with teammate Wes Johnson. They had finished two extra-large pepperoni pizzas and now Wes was looking bored. “Let’s see what’s on TV,” he said, grabbing the remote from Marreese’s coffee table. “I don’t really feel like moving around or getting up after all that pizza.” “I hear…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 24 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
If Austin Rivers keeps this up, I’m going to have to go back to my old vids of him and edit out all the times I called him a bust, Chad Ford-style. That’s the bad (and good) thing about the Internet, nothing is permanent, everything can change, and information is in a constant state of…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
First Raymond Felton, now Austin Rivers, who the heck needs Chris Paul? Not the Clippers, that’s for sure, not when two role-players of dubious quality can come in and put up the same stats as the supposed “best PG in the league”. Notice how I put that in quotation marks. It’s because I don’t think…
Read MoreBrandon Bass 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (12/31/2016)
I have some very sad news from the “obscure as heck NBA stats” front: Brandon Bass is no longer the active leader in playoff free-throw percentage. As of 2014, he was the leader in that category, but since then, he has been surpassed by two players; Dirk Nowitzki and teammate J.J. Redick. Steve Nash also…
Read MoreRaymond Felton 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2016)
I don’t want to say that Raymond Felton’s performance tonight calls into question Chris Paul’s value to the Clippers, but… Raymond Felton’s performance tonight calls into question Chris Paul’s value to the Clippers. Paul has only had two games this season of at least 26 points and at least 8 assists. Only two, out of…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
For being one of the top teams in the league, the Clippers sure are trotting out some funky-ass lineups. Injuries suck, but they suck even more when your team’s bench depth consists of Wes Johnson, Marreessseeeee Speights and two empty Gatorade bottles. I am seeing more minutes for more scrubs than I have ever seen…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2016)
I’m thinking that for my J.J. Redick threeilation this year, I’m never going to use any commentators other than the Clippers guys. Last year, everybody complained that Ralph Lawler bellowing “BINGOOOOOO!” into his mic while making a mess in his slacks made for an annoying viewing experience, so imagine how annoying it would be if…
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