Talen Horton-Tucker 10 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (8/6/2020)

Behold: buckets one through four of Talen Horton-Tucker’s presumably illustrious career. You are seeing it all, right now. A full-on bucketilation. Will it stay that way? There is a good chance that it will. We could be looking at 100 percent of his season bucket output contained in one single game. Which means that you…

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Dion Waiters 14 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

Shhh. Let me enjoy this moment. Let me enjoy the tortured shrieks of Lakers fans who are watching their championship aspirations crumble around them like so much worthless dust. My eyes are closed now. The only sense I am currently using is my sense of hearing. Can you hear them too? Can you hear the…

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Dion Waiters 11 Points Lakers Debut Full Highlights (7/30/2020)

The oft-mocked acquisition of Dion Waters by the Lakers has already paid dividends. Because I don’t think it’s wrong to say that Waiters WON this game for his new team. Take away his 5 buckets (only one fewer bucket than LeBron, take that for data), take away his 11 points, and do the Lakers come…

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LeBron James All 75 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

There was a mysterious beeping coming from behind him and to his right. But it didn’t sound like his alarm clock. This beeping was much less melodious than the beeping that he woke up to every morning. LeBron opened his eyes to look. But when he saw his surroundings, all thoughts of his alarm dropped…

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JaVale McGee All 109 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

JaVale McGee stepped out of the taxi and, after collecting his luggage from the trunk, gave the driver a sizable tip. In one of the carriers, a trio of restless penguins stared out at the unfamiliar surroundings with distrust, then back to JaVale, as if demanding an answer to their silent question, “where are we?”….

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Avery Bradley 24 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Avery Bradley’s primary offensive skill, which is to handle the ball, wait for a screen, and then pick-and-pop into a fifteen-to-twenty-two-foot jumpshot, is not seeing much use now that he’s on the Lakers and always sharing the court with a player who can make a legitimate claim at being top five in the NBA (one…

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Danny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

It remains very un-legal and very un-cool that the Lakers were allowed to acquire Danny Green. He’s, like, the perfect role player for any championship team (just ask the Spurs, but don’t ask the Cavaliers). Everyone who knows anything about the NBA already knows why, so I’ll keep it short: he shoots threes, and he…

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Avery Bradley 21 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

I want Avery Bradley to score the same amount of points (roughly 16 PPG per game) as he was scoring for the Grizzlies. Somehow, he needs to take control of the offense to the point that his unstoppable midrange jimbo becomes demonstrably unstoppable rather than theoretically unstoppable. Bradley will have to step on some toes…

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Avery Bradley 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

When I saw that Avery Bradley has sixteen points in the first quarter of this game, my response was not one of hypeitude. Instead, I grimaced and braced myself for a thirty-burger from Bradley that would bring considerable amounts of joy and cockiness to Lakers fans who don’t require significant amounts of either of those…

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JaVale McGee 18 Points/3 Blocks/1 Three Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

Unlike most JaVale McGee highlight videos, which are a smorgasbord of audiovisual excitement, this one seems kind of…muted. I think it’s partially because Marv Albert and Chris Webber are not the most over-the-top excitable commentary duo out there, but it’s mostly because the Lakers just got booty-blasted basically from start to finish in this one….

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