Lou Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

It’s pretty much the most hilarious thing ever that Lou Williams, Nick Young, and Kobe Bryant are on the same team. I don’t think you could find a player in the league, much less three of them, who chuck as many bad shots as one of those three. It’s like a chuckfecta. Given the way…

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Marcelo Huertas 8 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2015)

Man, did you realize that those Lord of the Rings movies are already like over a decade old? How time flies. It’s time for a reboot of the series, but this time, with NBA players instead of professional actors! I’ve already thought about who would portray the so-called “Fellowship of the Ring”: Frodo- Marcelo Huertas…

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D’Angelo Russell 16 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2015)

My therapist said I can’t watch Laker games anymore; Kobe’s dismal play was having a “negative impact” on my mental well-being. I guess that’s why I pay her, so she can tell me what I can and can’t do with my own life. That’s what therapy is. Anyway, that means that I’ve kind of lost…

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Nick Young 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/29/2015)

So Nick Young scored 22 points in the second half after not scoring in the first. When it comes to Lakers-related topics, Nick Young is probably the most exciting and relevant. NOT! Kobe’s retiring, bitches! I know what you’re all thinking, so I will put it to a vote: should DTB start doing Kobe highlights…

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Jordan Clarkson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

Is Jordan Clarkson legit the best player on the Lakers? That team is so bereft of quality players that he might be. -Kobe Bryant: old, decrepit, broken-down, and done. Shooting 33% from the field. 20% from three on seven attempts per game. In terms of win production, it’s not close between him and Clarkson -Roy…

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D’Angelo Russell 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)

D’Angelo Russell: biggest bust ever? Lakers fans will have you think so. Don’t listen to them. They’re just mad that they missed out on Karl-Anthony Towns. I’d be mad too. If we’re being honest, our minds unclouded from the scepter of rage, D’Angelo is, objectively, only the fourth or fifth biggest bust ever. Kind of…

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Jordan Clarkson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

You want to hear something trippy? The third most popular video all-time on my channel is a video of Jordan Clarkson scoring thirty points; it has 380,000 views at the time of this writing. That’s a lot of Filipinos! When you’re not making Durant and LeBron videos you have to take the successes where you…

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Larry Nance Jr. 13 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)

I’m sorry everybody. I tried as hard as I was able, but I just couldn’t manage to include any dunks from Larry Nance Jr. in this highlight package. Before you are too harsh on me, keep in mind that there are rules to this stuff. One can’t do whatever one wants when making these things….

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