The sound you just heard was Rockets fan collectively soiling their undergarments with jizz. Not the most pleasant sound in the world, right? Kind of a grunt-sigh mixed with the sound of chili being messily ladled into a bowl. UHH-uhhhhh. Splort splop. Ooooohhhh. Moving on. Lou Williams set a high bar with this 7-triple performance….
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Lou Williams 35 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)
I may have erred when I (prematurely) crowned Wilson Chandler with the 6MOTY Of The Year crown. Both Lou Williams and Wilson Chandler are leading their respective teams in scoring, but Lou is doing it while scoring more points. He also had thirty-five in his last game; Chandler had five points on 2-of-16 from the…
Read MoreLou Williams 38 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2016)
The lights dimmed. The audience, which had up to this point been chattering happily, quickly quieted, the only sound being the thudding of glasses as drinks were put down upon the rickety tables they sat around. They gazed towards the front of the club, where, in the darkness, several musicians had silently approached their instruments:…
Read MoreLou Williams 40 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2016)
When I saw that Lou Williams had 28 in the first half against the Grizzlies, well, you know what I was thinking. You know what record I thought was going to have its owner stricken from the Guinness World Record book and have Williams’ name placed beside it instead. No, not Wilt’s 100. That would…
Read MoreLou Williams 28 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
I don’t know why everybody has to be all sad about Kobe retiring. The Lakers already have another Kobe waiting in the wings for when the real Kobe is no longer around to do his Kobe things all over the court. I’m talking, of course, about the Kobelicious one himself, Lou Williams. He can dominate…
Read MoreLou Williams 30 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)
I am forced to reconsider my former position of hating on Lou Williams because of his habit of drawing tons of shooting fouls on jumpers. Why, you ask? Because it turns out that he shoots his free throws really quickly when he gets there. YES! Watch a game from a couple decades ago, and the…
Read MoreLou Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)
It’s pretty much the most hilarious thing ever that Lou Williams, Nick Young, and Kobe Bryant are on the same team. I don’t think you could find a player in the league, much less three of them, who chuck as many bad shots as one of those three. It’s like a chuckfecta. Given the way…
Read MoreLou Williams 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/20/2015)
Lou Williams stood at the entrance of the Haas Howell building on the campus of Georgia State University. He had done this many times, now, but getting in front of people to perform still made him nervous. ———————————————– “Yes, I’m sure my students would love a session with famous jazz saxophonist Lou Williams!” came the…
Read MoreLou Williams 31 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)
Lou Williams is an example of what happens when you give a reasonbly talented player the ultimate green light. I’m surprised that he can convert any baskets at all, considering the intense green spotlights that are shining into his eyes at all times. There are a lot of players who could approximate his production, given…
Read MoreLou Williams 26 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2014)
Lou Williams sat in his apartment, brand-new saxophone in hand. “Lou Williams is a really jazzy name,” he thought to himself as he looked at the shiny bronze instrument. “I must live up to the jazziness of my name by learning how to play jazz saxophone, and then I will be Lou Williams, famous jazz…
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