For most of this season (which is now half over – where did the time go?), Malik Beasley has been the undisputed leader for the “Best Beasley in the NBA” award. And here, we can really say “undisputed”, because the other Beasley, Michael Beasley, wasn’t even appearing in games for the Lakers. All Malik had…
Read MoreTag: Malik Beasley
Malik Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
This game is why I reserve editorial discretion when it comes to showing assists or not. Malik Beasley had 5 of them, which is a lot, right? Normally, I would show that many for a player like him. But these, my friends, were the worst assists EVER. Not in the sense that they were bad…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
Malik Beasley is turning into a pretty nice shooting guard, decently filling in for the dearly missed Gary Harris. Unfortunately, Beasley’s videos don’t get me as many views as some certain other Nuggets players. He simply doesn’t have an entire European country full of Euros ardently backing him by obsessively watching his highlight videos. Those…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2018)
Malik Beasley is still only 22! And he was 21 when the season started! I’m excited now. This new information has made me excited for Best Beasley. It took him a while to really get going, but now he’s a legit rotation piece on one of the best teams in the league. And he’s only…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 19 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2018)
Now’s the time when Malik Beasley needs to step up. With the unusually large number of injuries the Nuggets are dealing with right now, he’s suddenly become one of their main guys instead of the near-afterthought that he was for the first quarter of the season. It’s easy for me to tell him he needs…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 16 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)
Malik Beasley is now OFFICIALLY the best Beasley in the NBA. With Michael Beasley permanently, and unfairly, affixed to the bench in Lakerland, Malik sort of wins by default. However, even if Michael Beasley were to get minutes, I don’t think he would be as effective as Malik is. In case you missed it, Malik…
Read MoreMalik Beasley Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2018)
Shown in the thumbnail: the disdain that Malik Beasley has for all the bandwagon Laker fans infesting every away arena in the country. Not shown in the thumbnail: Michael Beasley getting his bench-sore heinie totally kicked by the superior Beasley. I really want to use this description space as my own personal soapbox to denounce…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 15 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)
Malik Beasley has won this year’s “Beasley Derby” which is a race to see which Beasley, Malik or Michael, can get a highlight video on my channel first. He lost the first two years of his career, and it wasn’t even close, but this time the blowout went the other way. Does anyone know what’s…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 12 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
Well, I don’t know how much longer Nikola Jokic is gonna be out, but I do know that I’m missing those sweet Serbian views on my videos. So I am initiating a new social media campaign with the goal of getting Serbs to adopt Malik Beasley as an honorary Serbian. That way, whenever The Measly…
Read MoreMalik Beasley Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
I should have known that, one game after Malik Beasley’s then-career-high 16-point performance, the Nuggets would play only 7 guys and Beasley would have no choice but to set a new career high. I should have known, and it was foolish of me to put “Career High” in the title of that first vid when…
Read More