Marreese Speights 24 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2014)

Cooking for guests was always harder than he anticipated. When it was just himself, he could enjoy the subtlety and beauty of the culinary arts; invitees cared nothing for these things. They wanted their meal, and they wanted it fast. Still, he always appreciated the chance to share with others the solace he found in…

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Marreese Speights 22 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2014)

Brow shining with sweat, Marreese slaved away in his kitchen with uncanny focus. As steams and aromas wafted around him from multiple pots, he darted to and fro; tasting this, sampling that, adding ingredients with precision. Tossing in dashes of spice and small amounts of chopped vegetable, he controlled his domain with the steady hand…

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Marreese Speights Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2014)

What is that thing on Marreese Speights’ head? Oh god. It doesn’t look good, whatever it is. I Googled “Marreese Speights thing on head” (thanks autocomplete), but it didn’t shed any light on the matter. I hope it’s not cancer. Anyway, despite his disgusting cranial deformity, Marreese Speights had a career night against the team…

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Marreese Speights 23 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

Marreese “Speighetti” Speights is the second coming of Dirk. All you have to do is watch this video to witness him swish jumper after jumper. He is a scoring machine, yet he can’t even get 20 MPG with the Cavaliers, and he’s backing up Tyler Zeller. What’s up with that? It must be his defense….

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Marreese Speights 18 Points/1 Three-Pointer Full Highlights (11/18/2012)

Maarreesse Speights has always been kind of a middling NBA player. Actually he still is. However, he knows his role, and that allows him to play efficiently in the minutes he gets. He knows that he should never ever take three-pointers. That shows maturity and knowledge of one’s own limitations. Wait, my phone’s ringing, I…

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