I thought that the Hornets would be a solid .500 team this year, but even Marvin “W-Marv” Williams’ 45% shooting from tripletown can’t drag them to better than a 9-15 record. Their overtime loss to the Bulls, who are awful, would seem to indicate that playoffs should no longer be an option for Buzz City….
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Marvin Williams 21 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2017)
Some guy with too much time on his hands was able to tell us that Marvin Williams has more years of NBA experience than the entire starting lineup that the Suns fielded against his Hornets. This is W-Marv’s twelfth year in the league, and the math checks out: Ulis (1) + Chriss (1) + Warren…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 27 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Last season, by this time in the year, I was getting pissed at how many Marvin “W-Marv” Williams highlights I was having to do. The deal with W-Marv is that he doesn’t have any fans anymore. It seemed like he was scoring 22 every game, and every time he did I was forced to make…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 21 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2017)
I didn’t watch this game live, so when I saw Marvin Williams take a hard fall after a dunk attempt on which he got fouled (shades of Bogut vs. Stoudemire), I knew he was going to get up and score ten more points. I knew that, no matter how bad that fall looked (it looked…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
“My dearest Dr. Smith, As a fellow scholar of the olden NBA days, you were the first person I thought to contact when I made my most recent discovery. While not necessarily ground-breaking, my newest findings regarding the 2015-2016 NBA season, now almost a century behind us, are nonetheless intriguing, and perhaps will even rewrite…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 25 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
We have arrived at a strange milestone in highlight-making: No one wants to watch Marvin Williams highlights, and no one wants to make Marvin Williams highlights, yet Marvin Williams highlights keep magically appearing on YouTube. I mean, I’M not making them. I don’t know who is. Some sort of bucket-compiling poltergeist? In any case, they…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
If you’ve been subscribed for a while, I’m sure you’ve noticed my general trend of highlight quality over a given gameday. It starts off good, with me doing the best (but still acceptable for this channel’s stated goal) performances first, and working my way down. The night ends, and I usually finish up with some…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
It’s time for “DTB’s Arbitrary and Misleading Stat of the Night”, this time brought to you by the boneheads who do the Charlotte Hornets broadcasts: There are only 2 players who, on the season, have recorded 80 or more three-pointers as well as 50 or more blocked shots. The names of those players? Kevin Durant…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2015)
Remember when Marvin Williams was viewed as a downgrade from Josh McRoberts? Now, McRoberts is buried on the Heat bench and is riddled with enough injuries to grant him admittance to a nursing home, while Marvelous Marvin has got a cushy starter’s job and as minimal a role in the offense as he wants. Batum…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2015)
It might seem a little weird to you that Marvin Williams AKA “Warvin Milliams” is currently having his best season in half a decade. An old man like him should be withering into the obscure dust of time, not experiencing a career revitalization. Then you remember that he entered the league at age 19 and…
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