Matt Barnes is a paradox. His existence makes crumble the confining walls of reality to release the whirling vortex of the omni-vacuum. Such a being should not be allowed to exist, for it looks upon the orderly rules of nature and scoffs at them, demeans them in the most obscene way possible. A man cursed…
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Matt Barnes 16 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
People like to point out the multi-sport abilities of some NBA players. Matt Barnes was a star football player in high school, which I can believe, because he always looks like he’s ready to rough people up for no reason. Nate Robinson also played football, as the ball. Gordon Hayward almost pursued tennis instead of…
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