Maurice Harkless – Page 3

Maurice Harkless 18 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

After being freed from King Vaughn’s dungeon, Moe Harkless has emerged from his comatose state to actually do okay in the past few games. By “do okay”, I of course mean “get minutes”. Moe’s been a bit garbagey since the coaching change, but that can be explained by his ass cheeks getting chemically fused to…

Maurice Harkless 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/8/2015)

Since being dragged to the damp, gloomy dungeon, the days had passed slowly for Moe Harkless. There had been no explanation for his arrest, only a group of thugs led by King Vaughn himself who had burst into his abode and beaten him into submission. When he regained consciousness, he was held by chains to…

Maurice Harkless 22 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2014)

The Orlando Magic have been disappointing. At least, I thought they would be better. I’m sure their fans are happy to get a top pick in this stacked draft and are not disappointed at all. But it must be a little concerning for them that none of their young talent has gotten appreciably better from…

Maurice Harkless 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)

While the rest of his teammates whooped it up on the dance floor, Moe sat at a table by himself, scowling into his bottle of beer. Noticing his teammates sour mood, Tobias Harris approached him and sat down. “Hey Moe, why so down? There’s enough girls here to lighten the heaviest of hearts.” “I’ve been…

Maurice Harkless 16 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2013)

There was a ton of hype last year about Mo Harkless. He was gonna be part of the new young core that the Magic had. All-Star potential? Of course. That second part seems kind of weird now, but the first part is happening I guess. But with each year that passes, the Magic get further…

Maurice Harkless Career High 25 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/22/2013)

“Tobes, my man, you wanna go down to Jolly’s and grab some brews?” “The hell you talkin’ bout, you ain’t even close to 21, and you know damn well I ain’t either.” “Oh yeah, that’s right. It’s just weird because I assumed that, since we’re both making tons of money and living as independent adults…

Maurice Harkless Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)

Maurice Harkless is not really the kind of guy you want hanging around the perimeter. I read somewhere that he’s shooting like 25% or something on jumpers this year. But, then again, what are you supposed to do when confronted with a wide open jump shot? Not shoot it? Because that’s stupid. There’s no guarantee…

Maurice Harkless Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2013)

I tried to write a sweet poem for this description. It didn’t really work, though, because the only thing that rhymes with “Harkless” is “barkless”. I’m not saying that Maurice is not lacking in bark; he is. It’s just, I couldn’t really fit the word into the whole theme of the poem. Actually, maybe I…