The Heat can pretty much do whatever they want for the rest of the season and still make the playoffs, and one of those things that they did was start Luke Babbitt tonight. They don’t care! They know that the Pistons will never put things together enough to take their playoff spot, so why not…
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Bam Adebayo 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
I feel sorta bad for Hassan Whiteside. He was one of the biggest stories in the league a couple of years ago, and now it seems like the Heat don’t even want him that much. His minutes are getting taken away by a rookie who looks like Dwight Howard but is named Bam Adebayo, and…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Justise Winslow seems to have accepted his fate as a poor offensive player; his shots per minute are way down this season, and the only thing keeping him from being totally useless on that end is the fact that he can sometimes hit threes now. 43 percent, even on limited attempts, is really good, even…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)
Things that annoy me about this video: -Free throws. There’s too many of them. When a player makes more free throws than he makes field goals, that’s a telltale sign that I will be annoyed by having to make the video. In this case, Tyler Johnson made just six field goals while converting on nine…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 17 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)
Remember when Danny Ainge almost traded a gigantic package of draft picks to the Hornets in order to receive a draft pick that would guarantee him the ability to draft Justise “Bustise” Winslow? If that had gone down, the Celtics would probably be sitting at the eleventh seed in the East and Winslow would be…
Read MoreJames Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
In doing research for this description, I found out that you can watch highlights of James Johnson scoring 20 points (against the Heat, I’m pretty sure that was the reason they gave him his current contract) as a rookie for the Bulls. He looks springy! Also the guy who uploaded it has a bunch of…
Read MoreJosh Richardson Career High 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
Attention Heat people: you need to keep these alternate jerseys for the rest of the season and also the rest of forever. I don’t want to see your old crappy Bulls-colored ripoffs anymore. They remind me too much of LeBron, and you know what? I bet they also remind YOU too much of LeBron. The…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Reacting to a sharp knock on my door, I reluctantly get up from my highlights chair and walk to my front door. Upon opening it, I don’t see any visitors, but I do see a wrapped basket sitting at my feet. Confused, I pick it up and take it inside and set it on my…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 16 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Heat fans have, mercifully, stopped crowing so much about how they stole Justise Winslow in the draft. I think the logic was, since Danny Ainge threw his basketful of picks at the Hornets to get the 9th pick and draft him, he must be some sort of super-stud that would immediately transform a team. Turns…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Bam “Viva La Bam” Adebayo is making Hassan Whiteside obsolete, right before our teal-and-pink-dazzled eyes. Whiteside was a great story, but he’s not as jumpy as he used to be. Meanwhile, Adebayo frickin’ looks EXACTLY like rookie-year Dwight Howard, like they were both results of some sort of government cloning experiment and Adebayo simply got…
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