Miami Heat – Page 28

Justise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

It’s games like this that remind me that I shouldn’t be so quick to give up on players, even when they play like total busts, as Justise Winslow did last season. His win-shares were negative last year, the team was 4-14 when he played, and his injury might have been a blessing in the skies…

Josh Richardson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

I wonder if the production crew doing Heat games derives some sort of perverse pleasure from ruining my life and the lives of all Miami area residents? Are they sitting there in their little production studio cackling at the heartless torment they enact upon me and everybody else? I mean, Josh Richardson had an alley-oop…

Tyler Johnson 25 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

It was nice of Tyler Johnson to wait until year two of his new contract before starting to suck. Most dudes begin sucking as soon as the ink dries on their new deal, but Tyler gave the Heat a whole year of pretty darn good basketball. He didn’t need to do that. No one would…

Josh Richardson Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

Josh Richardson has been broken this year. He’s worse in basically every category over his other two seasons in the league. Scoring rate, worse. Shooting percentages, worse, especially from three. Turnovers, worse. Assists, worse. Rebounds, about the same, but slightly worse. The only thing he’s been better at is starting every game instead of just…

Dion Waiters 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

We are living in troubled times. The president of the United States freely hurls accusations at the media, saying that they lie. In response, the media says that the president lies. It is very possible, likely even, that they both are lying. These occurrences are symptoms of a problem that envelops all. A culture of…

Bam Adebayo 19 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

All confusion I previously had involving the identities of Bam Adebayo and Dwight Howard is totally cleared up now. They, in their respective rookie years, still look absolutely one-hundred percent the same, with literally no physical traits differentiating them, but would Dwight shoot rainbow jumpers in the manner of Dirk Nowitzki? Heck no. His jumpers…

Wayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is going to be one of those guys who signs his most lucrative contract when he’s in this thirties. This year is the last year of his reasonably-sized deal after a career of small, short-term deals, but now he’s established himself in the league. There are so many teams desperate for…

Wayne Ellington 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

Is this a new thing where Heat players salute each other after making a nice pass leading to a nice bucket? You can see salutes happening multiple times in this video. I guess it’s a cool thing to do if you want to build up camraderie and create a positive team atmosphere and all that…

Dion Waiters 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2017)

Dion “Negative Win Shares” Waiters might have been a total chuckmaster in this game (11 of 24, woooo!), but whatever bad will he had accumulated during the course of the game was immediately and authoritatively nullified by his big-time slammy-jam with less than a minute to go in the game. It was a good thing…

Wayne Ellington 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/19/2017)

This is pretty much the perfect highlight vid. People in generations to come are going to be watching this one when they want to know what basketball was like in 2017 before the advent of anti-gravity shoes, 13-foot tall genetically-engineered players, and robotic referees with guns built into their arms. The subject, Wayne “Beef W”…