Kelly “The Klynyk” Olynyk has done a good job of reinventing his game coming out of college. Almost… too good. I could spend a lot of words trying to get my point across, or I could just say it straight up: I want Olynyk to do more fancy post moves. With footwork and everything. That’s…
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Tyler Johnson 31 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
Shown in this video: A neckbearded Tyler Johnson scoring 31 points, 1 short of a career high, including 22 in the third quarter. Not shown in this video: everything else on earth, most notably the play where Tyler Johnson got maliciously fouled (with no call) and slammed his head on the hardwood. When I saw…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
I have, off-and-on for the past few years, considered renaming my channel to simply be “I Hate Tyler Johnson”. Not because I actually hate Tyler Johnson; I don’t. But the unofficial threshhold for him qualifying for a highlight video is an even twenty points, and he’ll often score eighteen or nineteen instead. Thus, it would…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)
We are witnessing the return of ROOKIE RICHARDSON. He might have had an underwhelming sophomore season but he’s coming back to life right before our eyes. Remember, Josh Richardson was a second-round pick in the 15-16 season and did some good things for the Heat late in that season. He finished the year shooting 46%…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)
Bam Adebayo games with five or more assists: 1 Dwight Howard games with five or more assists: 0 Okay, I lied. It seemed pretty believable though, right? Just to clarify, I was lying about the Dwight Howard part. The Bam Adebayo part is totally correct. If you want the truth, Howard has 28 games with…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/22/2017)
I am completely confident in calling this game a revenge game for Wayne “Beef W” Ellington. You know why? Because the Mavericks DELIBERATELY and MALICIOUSLY attempted to DESTROY his career. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. Ellington played for Dallas during 2013-14 season, having been signed as a free agent. He appeared in only 45 games despite not…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 26 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)
I have to take issue with the pattern the Josh Richardson made with his hair. That thing is wack. Super wack. Those zigzags look like they came from a time-machine with the chronometer set at 1991. I’m usually all for crazy NBA hairstyles, but this is too much even for me. It’s so SQUIGGLY. TOO…
Read MoreJosh Richardson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Josh Richardson is slowly dragging himself out of the muck that comprised most of the beginning of his season. He still doesn’t dunk it as much as I think he should (what happened to all the posters he was producing in his rookie year?), but at least he’s scoring a little better. Double-digit games are…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2017)
I just got done making a vid for Troy Daniels scoring 32 with 7 threes, and I’m struck by how similar he is to Wayne “Beef W” Ellington. Ellington maybe isn’t as inconsistent, but they are both the “shoot 10 threes per 36 minutes and do nothing else” kind of player. My favorite kind of…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 14 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
Coming into tonight’s game, Edrice “Bam” Adebayo had dunked it on 21 of his 31 made shots. Can you say dunkilation? Sadly, he only dunked it on 2 of 5 shots tonight, so his dunk percentage will plummet. My hope for a nothing-but-dunk season for him ended a long time ago, but it’s still sad….
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