The Heat are off to a sort-of-disappointing 7-8 start despite keeping intact the core that won them so many games in the second half of the season last year. There’s gotta be somebody to blame for this seeming regression. As a neutral third-party observer I feel like I am the perfect person to apportion that…
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Justise Winslow 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2017)
I made this video more for my benefit than for yours. It had been a long time since I thought about Justise Winslow, and I decided that a quick little highlight package would help me get reacquainted with him. I recommend that you not watch it, as it doesn’t show many points. If you really…
Read MoreJames Johnson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2017)
That was not the most fun NBA game I ever watched. Good thing I didn’t pay for a ticket to attend, or would’ve been stuck there for the whole thing, glancing at my phone every three minutes wondering when I could get the heck out and rush home to make highlight vids. The neato thing…
Read MoreDion Waiters 33 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)
You know, when Dion Waiters put up that three as time expired to potentially tie the game and set it into another overtime, I was pretty sure it was going to go in. It looked so GOOD. I’ve seen so many improbable game-saving sequences that having Waiters invoke Waitersanity and score 8 in the last…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 23 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)
There are a lot of dudes in the NBA with awful facial hair. Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be, but they see the Hardens and Goodens of the league and decide they want a piece of the action. They don’t care that their chin-growth is patchy, uneven, or doesn’t achieve full coverage. They want…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 13 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/30/2017)
You cannot tell me that the thumbnail for this video does not show a young Dwight Howard. Look at it: it shows Dwight Howard as a rookie getting ready to shoot a free throw. I don’t even know who Bam Adebayo is, but whoever that guy may be, he is not represented in the thumbnail….
Read MoreJames Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
James Johnson is one of those guys who starts off the season looking skinny and in-shape, but by the end of the season they’re tubby again. The strict training regimen of the summer and pre-season gives way thanks to the hectic schedule of an NBA season. I suppose it’s better than showing up fat and…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 23 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
Tyler Johnson should definitely be able to make his quality of play match the amount he’s getting paid this year, which is only around six million dollars. That’s not very much money for a guy who can come off the bench and do some damage with his shooting, athleticism, and absolutely repulsive neckbeard. However, when…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 21 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
Josh Richardson played extremely well as a rookie, then, with an increased role in his second year, his raw totals went up but his efficiency went down. Despite dropping from 45% shooting to 39% shooting, the Heat gave him a fat extension that sees him receiving a cool ten million per year until 2022. That’s…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
When Wayne “Beef W” Ellington dropped nineteen points in the second quarter alone, you know what I was doing? I was planning a major expansion of the Wayne Ellington shrine that I have in my closet. The shrine consists of a number of intricately-carved wooden totems dedicated to the Waynemaker, and before every game of…
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