I feel like I’m the only person in the universe who truly appreciates what Wayne Ellington is doing this season for the Heat. And that’s fine. Being so isolated allows me to maintain my undeserved sense of superiority over others. And the best part about being Ellington’s only fan is I don’t have to share…
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Wayne Ellington 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is currently attempting more catch-and-shoot shots per game (5.6) than noted catch-and-shooters like J.J. Redick, Kyle Korver, and J.R. Smith. The speed and accuracy which with the ball flies out of his hand on these jumpers is impressive. I don’t see any reason why Ellington wouldn’t have been able to do…
Read MoreDion Waiters 29 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
For some reason, Dion Waiters ended up really shiny in all my candidate thumbnail images. That’s how they came, no Photoshopping was involved. Was there something wrong with the baseline camera? He was, like, glowing with sweat. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope is usually the shiniest guy on any given night, but D-Wait takes the cake with this…
Read MoreJames Johnson 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
What if…WHAT IF…James Johnson were a #2 guy on a team, and got minutes in line with being the #2 guy (say thirty minutes per game)? Would he average 16/5/5 as a go-to scorer and ball-handler? Or would he collapse under the weight of a role that was too big for him? The Heat are…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
In the three other games of Wayne “Beef W” Ellington’s career where he hit at least six threes, he scored significantly more points than eighteen. Those scores of 26, 26, and 25 (achieved with three different non-Heat teams, no less) are probably much more impressive from a highlight video perspective, since they would show Ellington…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
Supposedly, when Tyler Johnson saw that he was gonna get paid $50 million by the Nets (the Heat matched eventually, putting a stop to the Johnson-Lin dynasty before it even began), he pretty much just puked all over everything in his house. Like, that was too much money to even think about, so the only…
Read MoreDion Waiters 22 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2017)
Come on Miami. You’re supposed to be tanking. Why are you winning all these games? You were in such a good position for a top pick, second worst record in the league, this draft is loaded, all you had to do was ride it out and keep losing. I guess there’s not much to be…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
This season I’ve been having a hard time deciding who the better Johnson is on the Heat. Is it Tyler or is it James? To help me make a conclusive conclusion, I’ve created a list of pros for each player, and at the end, I’ll tally up how many pros each players has, and the…
Read MoreDion Waiters 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
Dion Waiters is currently putting up numbers very reminiscent of his second season in the league, back when he was with the Cavs but the Cavs didn’t have LeBron yet and they still had Mike Brown (LMAO). In fact, the Dion of today is averaging the exact same amount of points per game as the…
Read MoreJames Johnson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)
Attention future YouTube users who searched “James Johnson” and are trying to decide which of his 26-point performances you should watch first: watch the one that isn’t this one. Then, if you really like what you see and absolutely need to see more, you can watch this one. Not all 26-point performances are created equal….
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