Don’t you hate it when it looks like someone got totally ankle-broken and then it turns out all that happened was they got tripped? I hate it when that happens. All the best ankle-breakers end up being trips, except for that insane one that Dwight Buycks had on Gary Harris. Damn. Now THERE was an…
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Rodney McGruder 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2017)
Rodney McGruder might win this year’s award of “Player Who No One Has Heard Of Save For Half Of His Team’s Fanbase”. That’s right, only half. Remember, lots of Heat fans still think LeBron is on their team. And who can blame them? The way he left is bound to leave a lot of mental…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2017)
Wayne “Beef W” Ellington has really been making it Wayne during this unexpected seven-game winning streak for the Heat. One could even say that he is solely responsible for the winning streak. That’s right. I’m going there. Not only am I going there, I’m ALREADY there. That’s how hyped I am for Beef W’s sweet-looking…
Read MoreWillie Reed 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)
Somehow the Heat are on a 6-game winning streak, and I have no idea why, so I’m just going to ignore Dion Waiters for now and give Willie Reed all the credit. Okay? Sounds good to me. The Heat’s recent resurgence is certainly an impressive feat given the slapdash nature of their roster. Willie Reed…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 22 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
Wayne “Beef W” Ellington: budget version of Kyle Korver? Sort of. Korver, despite his slumpy-wumps lately, shoots better from three and from the field than Beef W does. And Ellington has never been an “elite” three-point bomber like Korver is. But they play a similar style of running for jumpers off of curls, and neither…
Read MoreOkaro White 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
Warning: there is a surprisingly large amount of hype contained within this video. You might want to refresh your antiperspirant, because I got all sweaty when I rewatched this thing. Sweaty because of how hyped I was getting for Okaro White. Going into it, I was thinking his four blocks would be more like “four”…
Read MoreDion Waiters 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2015)
Dion Waiters is now, officially, clutch af. He just got done burying the Warriors at the buzzer, now he goes and does almost the same thing against the Nets. I haven’t checked yet, but I bet the official NBA YouTube channel has like 50 new videos depicting his end-of-game explots. 15 of them in regular-motion,…
Read MoreDion Waiters Career High 33 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/23/2017)
Begrudgingly, I have to add “Warriors bandwagon douchebags” to the list of fanbases who have suffered true pain as NBA fans, those who have felt the agony of Dion Waiters, who really isn’t all that good of a player, dropping 33 on their favored team. It sucks, because I, as a Bucks fan, do not…
Read MoreDion Waiters Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
You have not experienced pain as an NBA fan until you have watched Dion Waiters drop 33 points on your team. That means, as of right now, the only NBA fans who have truly withstood the most intense agony the NBA has to offer are Timberwolves fans who remember the Arinze Onuaku era, Salmons-era Kings…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
The NBA really needs to do something about the end of games. In this particular contest between the Heat and the Mavs (which somehow lacked the intensity of their Finals matchups…), in between a few clutch shots, there were just way too many free throws, way too many stoppages, and way too much standing around….
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