Jae Crowder wasn’t exactly a throw-in on the trade that send him, Solomon Hill, and Andre Iguodala to the Heat, but he wasn’t the main piece either. The main piece was definitely Iguodala. Heat fans were definitely happy to acquire Crowder, who fits neatly into the supposed Heat “culture” that their fans can’t stop crowing…
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Kendrick Nunn 21 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Heat commentator Eric Reid loves telling people how many threes a certain player has made in a quarter, in a half, in a game, or in a season. That’s how he fills up time during the broadcast. It’s repetitive to the point of annoyance, but he’s not the main problem with the Heat broadcast. The…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 24 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
Somebody needs to come up with a nickname for Duncan Robinson that somehow ties in to his elite (I said it) three-point shooting. I’m tired right now and, as you might be aware, I’ve spent the better part of the past seven years coming up with creative nicknames for players, so my efforts at the…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2020)
Kendrick “Nunn So Vile” Nunn cannot be blamed for the Heat’s embarrassing loss to the Timberwolves last night. Not only did he lead the team in points, but he led the team in several other “intangible” stats as well: -Heart. Nunn showed the most heart of anybody on his team. (Note that I equate “heart”…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
DTB’S OFFICIAL DETERMINATION AS TO WHY THE HEAT LOST THIS GAME: Andre Iguodala is a bitch. DTB’S OFFICIAL DETERMINATION AS TO WHY THE HEAT LOST THIS GAME PART TWO: They didn’t even have Kendrick Nunn in the game for most of overtime even though he was the reason it went to overtime in the first…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
I honestly think that Duncan “Heat Check” Robinson is giving the late, great (okay, not so great) Mike Dunleavy a run for his money in terms of… …You thought I was going to make a comment about them both being white three-point shooters, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? Ha! I am not so simpleminded as that!…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Kendrick “Nunn So Vile” Nunn had a somewhat Dwyane Wade-esque performance on the same night where D-Wade had his jersey retired by the Heat (Pat Riley apparently having forgiven him for his jaunts in Chicago and Cleveland [LOL (lots of laughs)]). 24 points and eight assists? If D-Wade had dropped that in his prime, everybody…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
I think I’m going to have to institute a policy for Duncan Robinson similar to the one I had to for Joe Harris: no 20 points = no video. It pained me to do that to Lumber Joe, but it had to be done; I was simply flooding the marketplace with too many low quality…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 12 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2020)
Miami Heat fans have spent most of this season hating on Kelly Olynyk for being a big seven-foot-tall sack of softness. Here’s the thing, though: big soft centers are usually more skilled than their bruising counterparts, so their wimpiness on defense and on the glass is counteracted by their ability to bamboozle the opposing defense…
Read MoreJae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB NOTICE TO HEAT FANS: Jae Crowder wasn’t nearly this good a shooter while he was in Memphis, so don’t get your hopes up because he went 5-of-8 and 4-of-8 from three in his first two games wearing a Heat uniform. The 29% from three that he shot in 45 games for the ‘Zlies…
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