Bryn Forbes 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2021)

https://youtu.be/VLkBXxprPpc OFFICIAL BEST SHOOTERS THAT GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO HAS EVER PLAYED WITH POWER RANKINGS 1. Giannis Antetokounmpo [POWER GAP] 2. Bryn Forbes [tie] 2. Tony Snell [tie] 3. Kyle Korver 4. Khris Middleton 5. Mirza Teletovic [POWER GAP] 6. Brook Lopez 7. Ersan Ilyasova 8. Rashad Vaughn (fite me IRL) [POWER ABYSS] 9001. Michael Carter-Williams [POWER…

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Donte DiVincenzo Career High 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/fbros5Of-rs After this game, I feel confident in stating that if Donte DiVincenzo decided to launch a nationwide line of pasta sauces right at this very second, he would see substantial success. Are you telling me that you could go to the pasta sauce aisle of your local supermarket and turn down a 24oz jar…

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Bryn Forbes 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/YxyF-O69a5E The more I think about it, the more it makes sense for me to completely tear down my playstyle in pickup basketball and model it after Bryn Forbes. After all, Forbes and I share many meaningful characteristics: -Inability to dunk -Inability to jump -Inability to grab rebounds -Inability to provide playmaking or ball-handling in…

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Pat Connaughton 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/16/2021)

https://youtu.be/WWjhqyOilzg There was an eight-minute stretch of this game, spanning the start of the first and the end of the second quarters, where Pat Connaughton was making the Raptors, and, by extension, the entire nation of Canada, suck his Connuts. He was hitting threes. He was dunking. He was blocking shots. He was using his…

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Bryn Forbes 20 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/SM1FBE2vq_g The Bucks made a lot of moves during the offseason. Some of them major, like trading a whole bunch of everything for Jrue Holiday, some of them minor, like signing Mamadi Diakite to a two-way deal, and some of them middling, like giving Bryn Forbes a two-year, 5-million dollar deal. If you disagree with…

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Donte DiVincenzo 17 Points Full Highlights (9/8/2020)

That’s it. Season over for the Bucks. Donte DiVincenzo, starting for the injured Giannis, had by far his best game of the playoffs, but his heroic efforts to drag Khris Brickleton and Eric Bricksoe and Brick Lopez and DJ Brickson into a game six were all in vain. Honestly, I’m not too bummed about this…

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Brook Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (9/4/2020)

It’s time to come clean to all my loyal subscribers: I have not watched a second, no, not a single solitary second, of the Bucks’ second-round series against the Heat. The only parts of it I have seen have been through the highlight videos I’m forced to make. And I’m happier for it. I’m not…

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Brook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (8/31/2020)

Before I write this video description, I want to emphasize that I am NOT overreacting here. If anything, I am underreacting. A normal Bucks fan would have dived headfirst into the ocean of insanity by now, but I’m just standing here at the top of the cliff thinking to myself, “Maybe it’s better if the…

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Brook Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)

I know you want to read some words about Brook Lopez in this video description (it is a video about Brook Lopez, after all), but right now I want to put the spotlight on my man D.J. Augustin. In case you didn’t realize, D.J. Augustin of the Orlando Magic just set an NBA PLAYOFF RECORD…

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Pat Connaughton 15 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)

Pat Connaughton AKA Patty Ice AKA Positive Connaughtations is the kind of player who is fun to have on your team, but is also the kind of player who shouldn’t be counted on to do too much, and DEFINITELY shouldn’t be counted on to perform consistently well night in and night out. Most of his…

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