How does the phrase “game-winning free throws” sound to you? Does that sound like something you’d want to watch? You think you want to see a dude shooting fifteen-foot undefended set-shots in lieu of a real game-winner? Does that sound fun to you? Watching free-throws to win the game? Because if that sounds like a…
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Ricky Rubio 16 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2017)
No, that’s not a typo. Ricky Rubio only got four assists in this game and I still made a highlight video. Four is not a season-low for Ricky (it’s probably be a season-high for Shabazz Muhammad LOL [lots of laughs]) but it’s close; his season-low in assists is three. But he actually made some shots…
Read MoreKris Dunn Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2017)
In this description I will make fun of people who thought that Kris Dunn was ready to take major minutes away from Ricky Rubio this season. I will make fun of their optimism, their belief that an NBA rookie could be good. I will make fun of their naive outlook on the prospects of young…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 19 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
When I started making all these Ricky Rubio vids, he was kind of a forgotten man in Minnesota. Kris Dunn stole all his hype, and even though Dunn ended up sucking, he never gave the hype back. Rubio remained a decent player, but the stolen hype left him with a significant downgrade in popularity. So…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 10 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2017)
There are two kinds of Ricky Rubio videos this year: ones where a bunch of his assists are the result of Karl-Anthony Towns shooting only because Rubio passed it to him, and ones where only a few of his assists are the result of Karl-Anthony Towns shooting only because Rubio passed it to him. This…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2017)
The Timberwolves commentators alleged that Ricky Rubio now has a streak of four games with twenty or more points, so I fact-checked them and it turns out they were right! You can’t blame me for being skeptical; after all, we’re talking about the same Ricky Rubio that had just fifteen twenty-point games in his entire…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2017)
Forget about Ricky Rubio being visited by the spirit of Steve Nash. That didn’t really happen. What really happened is that Rubio was visited by the spirit of Allen Iverson. How else can you explain Rubio’s sudden willingness to score the rock? There is no other explanation. This A.I. visitation would totes be the description…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 16 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
Sorry Serbians, but this might have to count as my designated Serbian-player highlight of the day, since Nikola Jokic only had 18 points. Dislike this video if you want, as a show of disapproval for my decision, but I can’t do highlights of EVERY Jokic performance. Besides, he’s getting to be kind of a good…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 22 Points/19 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
Ricky Rubio had just turned off his bedside lamp and was getting cozy underneath his multiple layers of blankets when a sudden flash of white passed through his half-closed eyelids. He opened his eyes wider, but couldn’t see anything amiss in the deep darkness of his bedroom. Dismissing the visual anomaly as a result of…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
I simply refuse to believe the rumors that the Timberwolves were looking to trade Ricky Rubio, either before the season or at the trade deadline. Those Rubio for Rose rumors had to have been made up by some writer looking for attention. There’s no way that the Wolves FO/Thibs would be that stupid, right? After…
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