The Timberwolves and Cavaliers must not have gotten the memo that this is the year 2019 and that they are NBA teams, because they ignored the offense-heavy direction the league has been going in recently in this game. 94-88 in the Cav’s favor was the final score, not the most pathetic score ever, but depressingly…
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Gorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)
“Dear Diary, One troubling ritual that the people of Minnesota take part in is that of making “snow-men”. When the cursed white sand falls to the ground in large enough quantities, the younglings of this land will run outside, sometimes even while the cursed precipitation is still falling, and make crude man-shaped figures from it….
Read MoreRobert Covington 19 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)
A lot of crazy stuff happened at the end of this game, some of it involving Robert Covington, some of it not involving Robert Covington, and neither team really looked like they wanted to win, but win the Timberwolves did. It had been a full month since their last victory, and it showed, because they…
Read MoreJordan McLaughlin 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/23/2019)
“How much do you love when guys get an opportunity, and they take advantage of it. Don’t you just love it, when that happens?” Yes, I do love it when a G-League player drags his frail bodily husk from the eternally benighted abysm of obscurity to show his stuff in the big leagues. Thanks for…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 18 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
I didn’t realize it because he’s been so far under the radar even for an enthusiast of scrubs like myself, but Shabazz Napier is shooting 24% from three this season on four attempts per game. Somewhere, LeBron James is looking at the stat sheet and shaking his head. He’s also laughing because the Heat drafted…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 18 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
“Dear Diary, Although I have taken many steps to ensure that the cursed white sand known colloquially as “snow” does not ever make contact with my bare skin, I must always be vigilant. Satan’s precipitation can be hurled from the clouds with very little warning. In fact, a blizzard is preferable to a brief burst…
Read MoreJeff Teague 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
You know what would be way more interesting and entertaining then a Jeff Teague highlight video where he scores 22 points by way of ten free throws? A Marquis Teague highlight video. Any kind of Marquis Teague highlight video at all. “Marquis Teague 10 Points/2 Assists/1 Butt-Scratch Full Highlights” would be the kind of video…
Read MoreJeff Teague 32 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2019)
The universe itself is mocking me. I can hear its shrill laughter echoing in the cold gulfs between the stars. Between laughs, it is saying “Jeff Teague had another good game, DownToBuck, and you have to make a highlight video for it even though no conscious being in the entire vastity of my existence wants…
Read MoreJeff Teague 32 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
I don’t want to make Jeff Teague highlights, no one wants to watch Jeff Teague highlights, yet the universe has cosmically decided that Jeff Teague highlights are to exist and there is nothing any mortal can do about it. Do you ever feel like you are being endlessly buffeted to and fro by the winds…
Read MoreRobert Covington 22 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)
Robert “Processed Cheese” Covington is secretly the glue guy that keeps the Timberwolves functioning. At least, he seems like he would be that guy. I don’t know enough about the intricacies of the Timberwolves roster to say that for sure. But he’s the guy who provides defense (DownToBuck doesn’t care about defense), steady shooting (not…
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