Montrezl Harrell – Page 3

Montrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

Now that everybody realizes that Montrezl “Vzncouver” Harrell is good (really really good), I would like to remind them that I’ve known that Harrell has been good (really really good) for the past two seasons. I’ve been making his highlights for a long time. I discovered him first. When he was off everybody’s radars, he…

Montrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Montrezl “Czlgzry” Harrell actually had an inefficient shooting game by his standards (only shooting 7-of-14, or 50%, from the field), but the ineffective Grizzly opposition couldn’t stop fouling him, so he ended up with a decent amount of points regardless. He’s still leading the league in win-shares/48 (my favorite stat ever, even more favorite than…

Montrezl Harrell 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)

Here’s a question for you to ponder: how many chicken wings could Montrezl “Hzlifzx” Harrell eat before he was unable to eat any more? These are just normal chicken wings. Obviously the number would be lower if they were spicily sauced, but these are plain. Factors to consider when considering the number of wings able…

Montrezl Harrell 25 Points/15 Free Throws Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: This video is ridiculously jam-packed with free throws. If you were to click to a random spot in this video, there is an overwhelmingly good chance that you will land on either 1) Montrezl “Mississzugz” Harrell shooting a free throw or 2) Montrezl “Mississzugz” Harrell getting fouled. Since free throws are the…

Montrezl Harrell 23 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

Montrezl “Szskztoon” Harrell just can’t stop styling on other teams. Not only is he styling on them, but he is flexing on them. I don’t know what “flexing” is in the new internet lingo, but Harrell has a lot of muscles so I’m sure he flexes them at least some of the time. Now I’m…

Montrezl Harrell 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/8/2018)

Does that thumbnail look really… arty? To you? Like it looks like a piece of art you’d find in a hip restaurant or something? I’m entranced. It’s like somebody painted it and made it look almost real but not quite. Look at those colors. The predominant dark brownish-red. The use of light and shadow. The…

Montrezl Harrell Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Montrezl “Cznzdz” Harrell is straight-up stealing minutes from Boban Marjanovic and I’m not even mad. He’s also stealing minutes from Marcin Gortat who is stunningly irrelevant this season. Maybe “stealing” isn’t the right word. “Earning”, more like. He’s earning minutes because he offers a decent fraction of Marjanovic production (and way surpassing Gortat production) while…

Montrezl Harrell All 115 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Normally we wouldn’t hire someone with your astounding lack of credentials, but the district is strapped for substitute teachers at the moment,” the administrator said. Montrezl Harrell, sitting on the opposite side of the desk from the man, nodded somberly, not wanting to say something stupid that would jeopardize his chances of landing the position….

Montrezl Harrell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell made eleven field goals in this game, but only one of them was a dunk. If you had asked me beforehand to predict how many dunks he would have given his field goal total, I would have told you “five”. Unequivocally. It would have been five dunks. But we don’t get five…

Montrezl Harrell 19 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Montrezl Harrell is low-key a beast this season. Somehow, as a 6-8 midget with outrageously long arms, he is scoring nearly as much as DeAndre Jordan per game while playing half the minutes. If you played him all 48 every game, you’d end up with so many 30-point games that it wouldn’t even be notable…