Montrezl “Szskztoon” Harrell just can’t stop styling on other teams. Not only is he styling on them, but he is flexing on them. I don’t know what “flexing” is in the new internet lingo, but Harrell has a lot of muscles so I’m sure he flexes them at least some of the time.
Now I’m going to interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to present the:
OFFICIAL MONTREZL HARRELL PER-36 STATS WATCH
As of the time of this stats watch, Montrezl Harrell is averaging 22.5 PPG and 9.9 RBG on 69.2% shooting from the field. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
The stats paint the picture that we already knew: Harrell is a complete beast, and right now I don’t even know why Marcin Gortat is still the starter. Is Gortat in possession of compromising pictures that depict Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett rendezvousing nakedly in a Boston alleyway? Or has Gortat used his connections to the Polish Mafia and their renowned reputation of brutality to coerce Rivers into giving him the starting spot?
Well, I think Harrell should just threaten to beat up Rivers so that he can start instead. Or he could beat up Gortat. I would pay to watch that fight, except I wouldn’t because I don’t find joy in watching grown men beat the snot out of each other.