Life just isn’t fair. Myles Turner is young. Only 19! And he has the butteriest jumpshot ever. So buttery. That thing is smooth. No effort required to shoot it, range out to the three-point line, damn. It’s a work of god-damn ART. Meanwhile, DownToBuck is, uh, not 19, and his jumper is totally busted. Well,…
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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
At what point did Myles Turner become a total beast? Because it seems like he was scoring in single digits all the time just a few weeks ago, and now all of a sudden he’s going bananas on a semi-regular basis. Just like that. He flashed serious talent in Summer League, but, from early returns,…
Read MoreMyles Turner 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
It’s official: Myles Turner is BUSTING OUT. Not in the bad way, either. Not the Joe Alexander way. The good way, the way that implies that he was being held down but now is unshackling himself and dominating to celebrate his newfound freedom. Now that Turner has been inserted into the Pacers’ starting lineup, there’s…
Read MoreMyles Turner 16 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)
For easy reference, I have compiled this list of Indiana Pacers players and their fruit counterparts. Paul George: overripe banana George Hill: moldy apple Ian Mahinmi: overripe banana C.J. Miles: overripe banana Myles Turner: pineapple Lavoy Allen: overripe banana Shayne Whittington: peach Solomon Hill: overripe banana Glenn Robinson III: overripe banana Joe Young: overripe banana…
Read MoreMyles Turner 31 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
Was the 2015 draft absolutely the sickest in terms of big man talent or what? Over the last three games Myles Turner has looked like a total stud sandwich with a mondo side helping of stud french fries, but he’s not the only big dude who’s storming the NBA like Vikings storming Anglia in the…
Read MoreMyles Turner 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Will somebody please tell me where the frickin’ NBA replay center is located! I keep seeing this mysterious room full of screens and computers while watching basketball games, and they apparently do replay-related stuff in it, but I don’t even know where it is! I don’t even need the name of the city, or county….
Read MoreMyles Turner 25 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2016)
Damn, where did this come from? Myles “Tyme-Turner” Turner had only scored in double-figures three times prior to this; all 10 point performances of limited noteworthiness. And then he comes out and drops 25 like he does it on a game-to-game basis? It defies explanation. This ranks right up there as one of the most…
Read MoreMyles Turner 10 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
It’s getting to the point in the season where 10 point performances, even by a rookie who I’m hyped for, aren’t going to be worthy of highlights. That’s just how it is. Myles Turner has played in a bunch of games now, and until he scores 13 or something I’m not going to spend my…
Read MoreMyles Turner 10 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2015)
Myles Turner actually looks legit? Unlike many rookies, he’s converting non-trivial stuff for the bulk of his points. The crazy jumpers that he keeps taking he probably won’t keep making, but for now, it looks like I have a reason to watch the Pacers for once. Based on this highlight video alone, I’m thinking that…
Read MoreMyles Turner 8 Points Pacers Debut Full Highlights (10/29/2015)
OFFICIAL BABYFACES OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS [[[2015-16 EDITION]]] 1. Myles Turner [2015 entrant] 2. Gordon Hayward 3. John Henson 4. Stephen Curry 5. Glen Davis [POWER GAP] 500. Langston Galloway [BIGGER POWER GAP] 9000. Kurt Thomas Amendments, corrections, or additions can be supplied in the comments section of this video. They will be considered…
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