Life just isn’t fair.
Myles Turner is young. Only 19! And he has the butteriest jumpshot ever. So buttery. That thing is smooth. No effort required to shoot it, range out to the three-point line, damn. It’s a work of god-damn ART.
Meanwhile, DownToBuck is, uh, not 19, and his jumper is totally busted. Well, not totally busted. It’s effective in it’s own way. But compared to Mr. Pineapple Hair, it looks like garbage. Straight garbage.
Is there a reason that God distributes athletic gifts so unevenly? Don’t talk to me about “practice” and “dedication”. I don’t want to hear about it. I want to hear about why I can’t just pick up a basketball and shoot midrange jumpers for hours in a gym without missing. Someone tell me why I can’t do that. It’s not fair.